<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 19:24:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@steemmike/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Hair trimming gone wrong... NOOOOOO]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you have had a beard for 2+ years, get a new trimmer, and make a serious miscalculation on the new trimmer guards and pick the wrong one - look down, see more hair than you should, and all attempts]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/hair-trimming-gone-wrong-noooooo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/hair-trimming-gone-wrong-noooooo</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[steemmike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2018 02:02:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g774G2LPx8CTVHrbGQ778Sw45DBMcdCe9GNqKLcMU96N8jy3uMCThKebFYzVxd6qKwpN2NdGuQtQDwezVVHSQm1ErmtNiYyoE9j7bbmYc2818qRnkZFLFkjwVSi6Z9psbX3Gg1BuxCN6WHfy75Ev?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A surprise for both of you]]></title><description><![CDATA[The exact moment you poke her in the butt and you realize she isn’t stopping you. 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Guess not.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The moment she tells you “not tonight” after you’ve made your best move Source: Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/the-moment-she-tells-you-not-tonight-after-you-ve-made-your-best-move</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/the-moment-she-tells-you-not-tonight-after-you-ve-made-your-best-move</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[steemmike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 08:40:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9RTqgzgfVW71fTRU48cK4rVQ8EkppHbFfc1PYFfxBJpBpEBrSRWzTRzi4x6G8pXCyCEy39ZoWV?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Where’s the LAST PIECE?!]]></title><description><![CDATA[1,500 piece puzzle...4 Days...feeling so happy it’s almost done and BOOM! Where’s the last damn piece! Wrecked the house, interrogated the dogs...1,499. Ruined. Murderous rage ensues... Story of my life.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/where-s-the-last-piece</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/where-s-the-last-piece</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[steemmike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 09:07:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g774G2LPx8CTVHrbGQ778Sw45DBMcdCjmws8SrdkRuC5THL9GQgL7j8JM3ApMzcCevMfRSbbsGfzFUupXUJqvDWyfsvYtD5QBWYNvmikbYSkHAvZGZK53hkbMkRwJscFDZJZvT5FKGx32ubVzKR8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Content + creativity = Current Struggle]]></title><description><![CDATA[Current struggle... will the Steemit community like this gif? Probably not...just a few more clicks... hopefully this gets easier. 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Profit on the panic. 2 plays here: If you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/forget-bitcoin-boston-in-midst-of-grocery-panic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@steemmike/forget-bitcoin-boston-in-midst-of-grocery-panic</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[steemmike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 04:01:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WA8faid87Lca9vy3g9whRW5EuEcXf7EVLCkzVsgTp4WD476vwZM2ZR9qj1Kps92gxqH3KnasCntXUqcZ2JH3jdqaqfCCUf5szdPPo99mL53trbinKCRKof3txqQpdM3FLkUj1TTsPE25yUR?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Meet Emma - Day in the life of a dog owner]]></title><description><![CDATA[Before: Emma is cute and unassuming . After: Emma has chased 10+ deer across this entire field...with me full sprinting and yelling while trying to catch her. 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