Hello my future supporters!
This is an emergency statement from . I'm busy preparing for Banana War declared by Banana Program proponents and couldn't reply to all comments & messages addressed to me.
But THIS IS EMERGENCY!
Yesterday, I just gave you some of the reasons to not to support
Unfortunately, the proponents of Banana Program are very adamant to continue with their silly program and had the audacity to declare war with Stupid. Now this is ridiculous - a war with stupid! History is witness that never before any war against stupid turned out to be victorious. You know why? Because it's impossible to defeat an already defeated side.
Anyway, stupid hasn't given up yet but quietly preparing for the win. I've already ordered some chocolates to celebrate my win with a choco-banana shake. My opponent seems to be very resourceful side and has already prepared a large banana army against . Whereas
is yet to start recruitment process for creating its army. We're currently stuck up with some red tape and are brainstorming to how to color it green. Once we figure it out, Banana Program will be reduced to a mere cashew nut program ...err Kidney Beans Program.
And this sudden twist in Banana War
Unfortunately, one of my supporters has turned opportunist and trying to hijack all the bananas of the world. Stupid's first supporter
But we won't allow any third party to take advantage of us. We're not collectively stupid (though I'm) and we now know this monkey business. So just don't eye our fight from behind. Join either of one side.
Flaw in
's basic premise
This supposed to be Commander-in-Chief of Stupid's force is trying to stock up all of the world's bananas. According to the latest figures released by them, they have already took possession of approximately 0.0005% of the world's supply of bananas. But these mindless stocking up for future generations will result in staling & stinking of all bananas.
Their thinking, that smashing a banana will destroy it, is fundamentally flawed. I don't want to go in much detail on it because it's obviously flawed. In short, Banana Boycott movement was well thought out and the task of crushing & smashing of banana would help in producing many more bananas. Thus it will increase the number of bananas in the world and decrease their price. Here's how it's done:
If you doubt this, ask my recent supporter . She must have got tons of bananas for completing this task. See how sweet her face looks after smashing a banana on it:

By just repeating this task over and over, a lot of bananas could be created. Is it difficult to understand? No, I won't call him stupid as he has already left my side. But if he decides to change his mind, he will be welcomed back in to the
But if he persists and keep eyeing all the bananas, we won't let it happen
Hope he understands his folly soon.
Please go to his post and convince him that he is only going to spoil all bananas. Bananas will go extinct from this world, if he proceeds any further. STOP HIM!
An appeal to
of Banana Program
I'd also like to earnestly appeal my opponent