Work pulled me away from Steemit for a while and when I looked at things today, I was shocked!
So many changes have happened lately! Is this real life?
I see that my vote is worth a lot more. Awesome!
I found out that I can upvote at four times more power than I could in the past. Fantastic!
I see that Steemit.com looks better than ever because they made lots of website improvements. Neat-o!
I see that all of the controversy about stuff has ended. Beautiful!
I looked at the trending page and learned so much Chinese and learned all about Steemit again. Amazing!
I found out that this place is better than ever and everyone is happy. Great!
I discovered that 
(Maybe he'll be able to tell us about SteemItah and JewbiSteem from both accounts now!)
Minnows are happy. Dolphins are happy. Whales are happy. Spammers are happy. I even saw something about narwhals.
Wait, what? Narwhals? YES! Narwhals!
Everything is awesome! Why did I ever have to go? Steemit rocks! The website, the code, the people! ALL OF IT!
It looks like the price is a little sucky right now. But that's ok! I heard that it's going to $1000 soon! We're all going to be rich! I better start looking for some lakefront property in the Rocky Mountains!
What do you think, fellow Steemians? Isn't this place just perfect now? I can't think of anything that needs any more work! Is it time to bring this puppy out of beta?
SGL
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