Hello Steemit!
After all the fanpost ( thanks for that ) and countless encounters with people recognizing their favorite steemian AND meatboy and asking them all kinds of personal stuff, I decided to share what a usual day looks like for me.
This is me
I was wearing a patch on mah face before nelly did
08:00
I usually get up around that time because of early birds and worms and i never understood how that metaphor works. Idk, eating worms is disgusting and i haven´t done it since leaving kindergarden.
I then usually think of all the things i have ahead for the day. Usually i come to the conclusion that there is nothing to do and get back into bed to avoid all the depressing thoughts. I usually cap a cold one and head back to bed.
11:00
After sleeping for 14 hours i get on the computer.
I do stuff there with coins and marketing and such and steemit. Stalking ex-girlfriends on facebook and alike.
Then the feeling of having all work completed in 5 minutes and having a dull day ahead I usually skip breakfast and drink beer. Time to sniff armpits and decide if procrastinating the shower for another day puts me at risk of losing my appartement. Most of the day is happening with a cereal bowl on my belly.
I like beer. I am german. Dont judge!
16:00 (dis is 4am in european)(or pm i am not good with that)
The saddening realization of having nothing accomplished kicks in. Struggeling to fill the inner void i wander to the fridge to indulge myself in a selfpity binge eating orgy.
That usually falls flat coze i dont have food or it requires preparation. Both situations suck.
I order pizza or call mom to bring me pizza. Sometimes she makes pizza. I then eat pizza at her place.
I like pizza. I am not italian.
22:00
A thrilling day comes to an end. I´ve digested the newest additions to some of my favourite food fetish sites ( prolly the only time of the day i feel good)
Time for a beer. And almost time to get in bed. A new day awaits me. And beer.
I usually finish this daily routine with waving my fans from the balcony and invite a groopie upstairs.
I often cry during sex. Why not.
Questions? Please ask them in a polite way without making me cry.