<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:03:23 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@supriya1706/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[biggest lie]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." source]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/biggest-lie</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/biggest-lie</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2018 04:43:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reason to buy painting]]></title><description><![CDATA[At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine. “I guess you decided you prefer]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/follow/@supriya1706/reason-to-buy-painting</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/follow/@supriya1706/reason-to-buy-painting</guid><category><![CDATA[follow]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 22:22:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Money matters]]></title><description><![CDATA[The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens. "How did you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/money-matters</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/money-matters</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 07:53:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Kids Don’t Know What I Do]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’ve been working on my PhD in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’t necessarily see that as work. As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a Now Hiring sign and suggested]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/my-kids-don-t-know-what-i-do</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/my-kids-don-t-know-what-i-do</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2018 03:58:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sad coffe]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso. Source]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@supriya1706/sad-coffe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@supriya1706/sad-coffe</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2018 03:15:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Neck with no head]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I? A. A bottle!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/puzzle/@supriya1706/neck-with-no-head</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/puzzle/@supriya1706/neck-with-no-head</guid><category><![CDATA[puzzle]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2018 05:52:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It doesn’t matter]]></title><description><![CDATA[“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” Source]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/it-doesn-t-matter</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/it-doesn-t-matter</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2018 06:26:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[cat-alogue]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Why don't cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue. Source]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cat/@supriya1706/cat-alogue</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cat/@supriya1706/cat-alogue</guid><category><![CDATA[cat]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2018 03:21:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[More in less]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it? A. "Short" (add +"er")! Source : More is less]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/riddle/@supriya1706/more-in-less</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/riddle/@supriya1706/more-in-less</guid><category><![CDATA[riddle]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2018 08:03:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Good about Switzerland]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. Source:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/good-about-switzerland</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/good-about-switzerland</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2018 10:05:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I will have seven cats]]></title><description><![CDATA[Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/i-will-have-seven-cats</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/i-will-have-seven-cats</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2018 00:15:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Made in china]]></title><description><![CDATA[In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China. Source:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/made-in-china</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/made-in-china</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2018 21:39:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Adam and Eve]]></title><description><![CDATA[A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/adam-and-eve</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/adam-and-eve</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2018 23:19:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bowl of Icecream]]></title><description><![CDATA[There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/bowl-of-icecream</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/bowl-of-icecream</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2018 21:55:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fat cow.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/fat-cow</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/fat-cow</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2018 23:36:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Getting a Promotion]]></title><description><![CDATA[The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning. Of course, I was excited, but that]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/laugh/@supriya1706/getting-a-promotion</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/laugh/@supriya1706/getting-a-promotion</guid><category><![CDATA[laugh]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2018 06:31:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have a good day]]></title><description><![CDATA[My boss told me to have a good day. so I went home. Source:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/laugh/@supriya1706/have-a-good-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/laugh/@supriya1706/have-a-good-day</guid><category><![CDATA[laugh]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2018 17:02:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke today]]></title><description><![CDATA[A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth." The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!" "Yes,"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/laugh/@supriya1706/joke-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/laugh/@supriya1706/joke-today</guid><category><![CDATA[laugh]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:23:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus is watching you.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/jesus-is-watching-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/jesus-is-watching-you</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2018 14:55:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Proof of Owing]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope,"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/proof-of-owing</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@supriya1706/proof-of-owing</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[supriya1706]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2018 18:07:39 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>