<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 00:11:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@swenger/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-i-m-the-12th-person-in-line-at-the-grocery-store-and-they-open-another-register-at-the-other-end-of-the-store</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-i-m-the-12th-person-in-line-at-the-grocery-store-and-they-open-another-register-at-the-other-end-of-the-store</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCTjuLPF3NLhuPxLgQR1c7WXDFYNjpZvD?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line,  it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/if-btc-can-just-break-through-this-resistance-line-it-ll-go-to-the-moon-never-mind</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/if-btc-can-just-break-through-this-resistance-line-it-ll-go-to-the-moon-never-mind</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 11:51:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm3sWQK3HKkuAMedF1JSX7yKgEqYjnyTKPwrcaVNXB8rJ52vbNbByHiuxcRMWd2jm7chu5KRWVk4YrMP6nKMC7riCqcNDkybPSzaS9EEUdMnjNBVUJMRTFU6apcjw3TB?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business...]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my losses from the last drop...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/just-as-i-finally-start-to-get-the-hang-of-this-crypto-trading-business</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/just-as-i-finally-start-to-get-the-hang-of-this-crypto-trading-business</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:30:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kwSZ9Gw15LFL3aMdhmgmBBFMpDJregpdP328UAA4R9uEAA1j5uKau9fofmjQf2jKgG8KcPbP4TYumpLG5v2fnwK7GpQmZodaMeUzFB6wkiK758Kj1DzdzFQt4LaTRFDp4Xx28Hs?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-you-see-that-your-pay-increase-at-work-doesn-t-even-cover-the-increase-in-health-insurance-premiums</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-you-see-that-your-pay-increase-at-work-doesn-t-even-cover-the-increase-in-health-insurance-premiums</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 12:11:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCTguzoyqcXWHfqsDQRHn7TQro3hjvQyK?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie...]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie, then you remember your country failed to make the World Cup.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-you-are-excited-that-argentina-and-brazil-are-both-held-to-a-tie</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-you-are-excited-that-argentina-and-brazil-are-both-held-to-a-tie</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 00:28:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFx2k9xAWTCmHmoYfv57vFikyteXzGQDsMyjZ9BD914W15PccLkUiHnHevwwNM4RP2FFrDizcFRK5xxJWR2SEbYNSV4PY5WuBMi5toWetJ3wTKhh?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days...]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days, and neither "Not a Father Day" nor "Not a Mother Day" are days celebrated with card giving, isn't it ironic]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/since-father-s-day-and-mother-s-day-are-two-big-card-giving-days</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/since-father-s-day-and-mother-s-day-are-two-big-card-giving-days</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2018 22:21:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwqSXWA2evTexn6YzPHotJF8R85JZsErvtTWY6XUp8AUWKJ78dheUS2C9iBbQ7SFdQ5eMW6HZEeSGmVBzQtcsXzTKgxepNdipDGeyvBMfRahEABLrvuBMfJ5k?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Every rental car after I return it.]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Every rental car after I return it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/every-rental-car-after-i-return-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/every-rental-car-after-i-return-it</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2018 11:14:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsVUnNGyqBpiNVMh9Bi2ARvUyFAZfmcms9sP4iNy2HGV2ndC3qZqKzyPD2K2XL2ZX5AVrCM?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic...]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be charged with vehicular manslaughter by the lady, or theft of services by the abortion clinic?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/if-a-drunk-driver-hits-a-lady-on-her-way-to-the-abortion-clinic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/if-a-drunk-driver-hits-a-lady-on-her-way-to-the-abortion-clinic</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2018 12:35:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQfQgENfxADE6EVYabczqmSF5KeWefV5WL9W7YfaChTSyUsdiMyfx2aFNTEAD7khJgaF8YgihbEkjMGMCMbDNB8H1DcLKB4tC9uixcM9mRs8Pm2ZUwvgz7Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/filling-up-the-beer-bong-for-andre-the-giant</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/filling-up-the-beer-bong-for-andre-the-giant</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:30:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7258xSVeJbKnFEnBwjKLhL15SoynbgJKpQxRd1uovaoi9Ev4MbEmwTRQxCaRFf2NuXdzaFmuHzxsm4a6Vx2HYAFigokbMAGMzYRPaW9WQH2g5CmgwWBK6AXQhmfiC8cCb4dgB73LGws89?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the funeral home director is "Location, location, location." Also surprising]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/ripped-from-the-headlines-5-injured-in-shooting-at-california-funeral-home</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/ripped-from-the-headlines-5-injured-in-shooting-at-california-funeral-home</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:48:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7258xSVeJbKkzXhyseBP4PYz11eBDT8sW2oR1a4vfVFS6HoifscuqaKtjQY34SpqvEnrm74jFjTTnmGrV4NQiCY84yDmJQmwnrMpo9a2Vi4aXW9qpC8otdXnLGpy9K6SBuT8nmaE8ENxe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sexual Misconduct Allegations Coverage]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: I just received an email from our Insurance agent at work, with the memo line "Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Rampant: Do You Have Proper Coverage?" I assume it is promoting a seminar]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/sexual-misconduct-allegations-coverage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/sexual-misconduct-allegations-coverage</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 12:32:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwqSXWA2evTexn6YzPHotJF8R85JZsErvtTWXys7koagsN44MsBmU1WEE465TBoSe8yhdXTLDstjm6iKtaCMFRNV4MvbDHojEzADWK6c4qySxwHjN5YPoPfKk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Memechallenge #73- Entry 1]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memechallenge/@swenger/memechallenge-73-entry-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memechallenge/@swenger/memechallenge-73-entry-1</guid><category><![CDATA[memechallenge]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 15:53:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/gPCasciUWmEwHnsXKML7xF4NE4zxEVyvENsPKp9LmDaFv21BUmFGRf3smXJCWCDcsBA54gALUUPAbH6tv11R8ZjRoiQs5PgFcJGcUNNx5NwxSq3psZxYMPkcFFkPb467uYQkK6eoMygzjZE12e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[World Cup Soccer prediction]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: I predict that during Switzerland's first game of the World Cup Soccer tournament, when the medics are called to attend to an injured player, Switzerland will be flagged for too many men on the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/world-cup-soccer-prediction</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/world-cup-soccer-prediction</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 15:00:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7258xSVeJbKkzXhyseBP4PYz11eBDT8sW2oR1a4vfVFS6HrUgc7VjopqPMbYKkHCnPY2oZ6wxPmoHur3EUrFdfgKBDoHBAspH4ubcBL3rzoqqH5Z2Mqd74ii28WubZnAk3w9YN3ca7dVY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/my-response-when-i-tell-someone-i-write-comedy-material-and-they-tell-me-to-say-something-funny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/my-response-when-i-tell-someone-i-write-comedy-material-and-they-tell-me-to-say-something-funny</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 13:08:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QBt9MXeXNdDuyd4Bmd63j7zJymDTWgdcJjnzabmGsEq4YBpeLzm4ky8WhJ2n5bhDnDtcStWyo7kV73WDsnAX7tUzbGDX6aappWUg4KsbTdrm5ScFKNWH?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@swenger/right-after-you-think-cryptos-have-bottomed-out-and-are-ready-to-retrace</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@swenger/right-after-you-think-cryptos-have-bottomed-out-and-are-ready-to-retrace</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:52:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxDHa1MJejoYqt1ktP2xZQAVRL9uNnPsED?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/me-trying-to-use-my-sensitivity-class-training</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/me-trying-to-use-my-sensitivity-class-training</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 14:38:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt2NDEDqYMC6NexNpgFBgkFPjb3Qy5yGJmNS4TRJjKBH3X7USDCV2PEfA4QZbgduDCZPSdUkrVzogCphUbZ7?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[McDonalds coming to North Korea?]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: Rumor has it that the trade deal between the US and North Korea will include McDonalds franchises. There will be slight menu alterations, such as the "McPet Nuggets".]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@swenger/mcdonalds-coming-to-north-korea</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@swenger/mcdonalds-coming-to-north-korea</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 13:03:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVs3Hye1oHX44R9EcpQD5C9xXzj68nJaq3CeF3mYiRSQx7m6MdDRapUE37U2r5vY41VLYtYvN1z9fcuhoB6aNZhQHPrZPvGducipM1GsgX82?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just shoot me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last night as he finished supper. The nurse's aid was brushing away all the crumbs that had fallen]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/just-shoot-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/just-shoot-me</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 11:59:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxsTkPYAARp78o5cJA1o6Chv9x98TzCFT6v5GhroKCp59y64pEVqFhQpoAaYWoiAeThq4xRgdM5bcHBFkRgkEJt1HXFfbXJyWB7D2HPhRjLrJfU63JAP7VL3rYtZBfji9y5oRK65vKWe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stand up comedy class tonight]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: There is a free "Stand up Comedy" class in my area tonight. The class is "designed to make you funnier" according to the advertisement. I think I'll show up 15 minutes late]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/stand-up-comedy-class-tonight</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/stand-up-comedy-class-tonight</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 18:40:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9UhsjycxVBTzSVGhoC1ArUp6xe8VJr478R9KGcejoGfefBp4rMpNtxsFbCQpRitj4zoTj19TqTQWo8a?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When BTC finally starts to make a move up!]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: When BTC finally starts to make a move up!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-btc-finally-starts-to-make-a-move-up</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@swenger/when-btc-finally-starts-to-make-a-move-up</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[swenger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2018 13:44:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGdQ3Ubseuia6S1zM9zd64dMnT1NsXE2VhU2CGW2QrgCTDqmAwjTqKFhByVAxVoDx4d3H4XjUFk8wq4EXc9?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>