<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 01:41:26 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@talesofwriting/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[A Distracting UFO]]></title><description><![CDATA[Have you ever been watching someone dance in the park only to be distracted by the UFO landing behind them? Those UFOs need to stick to the designated UFO landing areas.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@talesofwriting/a-distracting-ufo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@talesofwriting/a-distracting-ufo</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 08:07:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChUQF6dZ2XnmxezRAMiKDeqJZf7V2pYDRtEwnea9hjCRk3jH5FLB5DRYNjMKWiXZGsvLmhqYsAmtWvEcn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Unicorn Farts Poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[Unicorn farts, Full of magic and love. Be careful if, They rain from above. The smell is like, The sweetest dream. They taste just like, Delicious ice cream. If a unicorn is near, There's one thing to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/unicorn-farts-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/unicorn-farts-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2018 22:32:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinpxwY8w8Sy4h2EtMVWX9XgB9Qt35vXUbKgC1YL6VmNFYu9xXn8uDHDj4t48sdCsB21s3iwNoDdqMqZaiuuc22?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Can of Farts Poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[When exploring smells, And exploring the arts, What can be sweeter, Than a can of farts.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@talesofwriting/can-of-farts-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@talesofwriting/can-of-farts-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2018 23:12:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeS3ToT5ETfqmbJ2bTe4TidSahRd6kbeMfdRidRy1kERqcgE1PdV8n4MSN7wAeYvhTQ3UgRzZjsNhtJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Impressing People]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you really want to impress people, considering carrying with you a pan and a small bucket of water. When you find a place you deem appropriate, place the pan on the ground and fill it with the water.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@talesofwriting/impressing-people</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@talesofwriting/impressing-people</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 09:07:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWNNMihxjYJ9zzhDJ7P93JeSEkuRuX96DmUS5VenWrNeDuPdWyzeTUyhC56BfWMVkEewGiP34?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Space Mysteries Haiku Poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gazing at the stars, While they twinkle and gaze back, Mysteries in space.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/space-mysteries-haiku-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/space-mysteries-haiku-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:32:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Zoo Visit Poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[Visiting the zoo, Majesty, wonder, Natural beauty, natural strength, Light shimmers on water, Plays in trees, Don't stand down-wind from the elephants, They like to eat fruit and fart.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/zoo-visit-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/zoo-visit-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2018 06:55:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGtEuxgZhZdS2tiYhNifHiD1fahWz2B3tvzXMH3nSV2dM7DVcTP76gug9cZ7E4Mf3ZoLkAuLBj2YzSYeebYunE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cheeseburger Massage Poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[A cheeseburger, Full of drippy cheese, Lovingly cradled on a warm bun, Is a great thing to eat, But doesn't make, A great massage tool.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/cheeseburger-massage-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/cheeseburger-massage-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2018 23:15:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq1GFiZB9Mwd8HYwmEwKABhQg54KoYJSNENv1zQx1WcupTScLGfqvhFj9jdMoLB3AwgndrzEdBW3DSY87KRvv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Bright Day Poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[A warm, bright day, Wispy clouds play tag, Is that rain? No, it’s a flock of birds.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/a-bright-day-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/a-bright-day-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2018 20:40:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqBX8weHjhgyEJLpCeqzBb6YuCBN28GUh9reAnAgiD93yDv1GKmXdjG9QkEtyra6y5Mb35b6hAuswMFAauoWE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Smelly Compliment]]></title><description><![CDATA[Smiling at random people can be a nice thing to do. Going up to random people and saying, "You smell nice," might not have the same effect.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@talesofwriting/a-smelly-compliment</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@talesofwriting/a-smelly-compliment</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2018 09:12:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Flying Farting Bird Haiku Poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[A flying bird farts, Which then makes it fly faster, Natural turbo boost.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/a-flying-farting-bird-haiku-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@talesofwriting/a-flying-farting-bird-haiku-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 22:59:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGdgReGikLh5ueY3q9rS1j9S5am8iEBC6J1xetuCSHj2zao5xjtGfhikFUe7U1fQGFcoAZPUFKAG5RoK2h4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Innovation in Game Controls]]></title><description><![CDATA[If Nintendo created a new game controller based around farting, people wouldn’t get to play their games that often, and it would add a certain fragrance to game parties. Then Nintendo would also try to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/gaming/@talesofwriting/innovation-in-game-controls</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/gaming/@talesofwriting/innovation-in-game-controls</guid><category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 22:33:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGmWeni3aTouR8F5EbSPb71DrypYSqYx7Fp1V7PibyhMsAWYpRaCuNCAFtCxWpnyyN31rLHCZJ2NDFpDeyiv7G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Relaxing Story]]></title><description><![CDATA[Once upon a time Bert and Ernie were lying in bed as stars twinkled across a cool night sky. “Hey Bert?” said Ernie. “Yeah Ernie?” said Bert. Ernie rolled over to face Bert. “Wanna give me some ASMR?”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@talesofwriting/a-relaxing-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@talesofwriting/a-relaxing-story</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[talesofwriting]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 19:39:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVe5YV4K2BokXdAPTNVfABzYaQaaV9UaXQke99X5zjvW9VnK6hMFGykmy4t3Br3BtJUaeXarpRmXJ56n?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bath Visit Story]]></title><description><![CDATA[Once upon a time a wizard was taking a bath, a yellow rubber ducky peeking through his long gray beard. “Oh rubber ducky, you’re so playful,” he said. 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