Where Pot, Crypto, Nuclear Bombs, & Basketball Meet
April 20th, 2018
In a bizarre twist of fate, once known as basketball's bad boy, Dennis Rodman and the Potcoin foundation to receive the Nobel Peace prize for their efforts to stop World War 3 and nuclear destruction of the Korean peninsula. A small "cryptocurrency" with a goal to help marijuana producers, harvesters, and retailers, Potcoin decided to fund Dennis Rodman's efforts to meet with Kim Jong Un and broker a peace agreement when all else failed.
When asked for a comment, the Potcoin foundation said, "we knew Dennis Rodman was the only person who could pull this off. His rebound and defensive skills have no equal. He won the NBA Defensive Player of the Year Award twice, and he managed to shag Carmen Electra. We knew he could pull this off." The world was shocked to see the leaders of North and South Korea shake hands and cross the demilitarized zone which has separated the two Koreas for years.
When Rodman was informed of the good news, he simply stated, "Kim is dope as fuck. He's just got a bad rap in the west. We just chilled and played a game of pickup and smoked some shatter out of his vaporizer. We've actually got a lot in common." Next, Potcoin plans to send Rodman to Mexico to meet with the leaders of the drug cartels to broker a peace deal.
