And All Through The Castle

They had out their wish lists, they hoped for no hassles.
They pulled down the stockings, got out their candy
Stuffed their faces and something about Randy.
There were shiny things on and about the trees
And Hive account@enginewitty almost drank some more bees.
With I in my jammies and ma already in bed,
I went upstairs to get some aspirin for my head.
When what the hell in the yard, my dogs went nuts,
Two Knights clad in armor, except for their butts.
They told me about how they fell off the sleigh
And slid down the mountain for almost a day.
It burned their poor bums and wore holes in their greaves
Was one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen!
Then they asked me to give them a ride to the city.
I almost did, out of good will and pity.
But they smelled like skunks or maybe dead mice,
So I called them an uber and tried being nice.
Once they were gone and my dogs quieted down,
I needed a drink so I headed to town.
I got me a bottle then took the long way to the house.
Stumbled inside then assed out on the couch.

So There They Are!

All of you need to give yourselves a pat on the back because you all kick ass! I do hope everyone has a #FAMtastic day or morning or evening ahead of them. Swing by some of our other allies' posts and if you find some good ones, you have our expressed permission to drop their links in the comments down there below. If you haven't already, I ask now, that you give those ones up there above some needed lovins. Here's to another great week so far everyone, STeeM oN my peoples, seasons greetings and remember to BE YOU!

A rising tide lifts all boats!
If one of us lifts up, we can all lift up!
We simply help each other. Like #family.
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