<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 01:21:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@thedailyleek/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Midway, O'Hare Ban Certain Emotional Support Animals]]></title><description><![CDATA[By George Beetsman | Chicago, IL After a number of incidents, several accidents, and a few fatalities, Chicago's Midway and O'Hare International Airports, have banned a large number of species from the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@thedailyleek/midway-o-hare-ban-certain-emotional-support-animals</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@thedailyleek/midway-o-hare-ban-certain-emotional-support-animals</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedailyleek]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2018 20:38:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZBHVrTCFx4w488PChqYBWzyQhYMDw7HgyU8qaveJNEvZXmsfKcpTwhMUmYsa9oBDxU2DMEuYTx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Help the Homeless During this Winter Storm]]></title><description><![CDATA[We at The Daily Leek would like to take a moment to try to help those less fortunate during these incredibly tough times. So follow the link to our story, have a laugh or two, and help out the needy if]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@thedailyleek/help-the-homeless-during-this-winter-storm</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@thedailyleek/help-the-homeless-during-this-winter-storm</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedailyleek]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2018 03:15:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kyJM9JABQLRPjsM1uPXZuvARzQeXR3gBfvbngzeiXd5k7dtSQG9ZwyWcvXbQ886oKmBehKC5PsSjqHq8UYPLBb9FGnopMXaPHRuLnuaZnQYTzvyFkLoYCcTdR9mKkWPuFvwacvT?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[France Declares War on Satire]]></title><description><![CDATA[This time France has gone to far! Join us in standing against this tyranny. 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After a bizarre twist of events, The Daily Leek sat down with a world renowned physicist for an explanation.  Read on, ]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@thedailyleek/quantum-field-theory-explained</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@thedailyleek/quantum-field-theory-explained</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedailyleek]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 22:06:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/mXkfdToSwHy9KrjTQWoZRF8XX91XUfxFL67TLCNCdS2VNbTL93BV7Hb7VWVM7wxiRUm5yrVurfzRiP3KdmbjAsveWDiKV2tFPhgwxzzL7?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Android Sophia Seeks Out Religion!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you have questions about life, death, and the ultimate reality? You aren't the only one. 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