The Daily Leek brings you breaking news from anywhere in the Multiverse! Thanks to our patented Wormhole 3000®, our reporters are able to see through both time and space. Most news agencies are limited to bringing you only the news that happens here on this version of Earth; but not The Daily Leek. We have access to over 714 different versions of Earth, and that number grows every day! This means YOU are getting the latest, hardest hitting, hottest news from anywhere and anywhen.
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