<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:15:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@thedickpiccritic/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Poetry Dice Challenge: Aboard Ra's Boat]]></title><description><![CDATA["Meeting after meeting aboard this damned boat... I hear you, I hear you, you wrinkled old goat!" I grumble to myself and take off like a Bolt This just HAD to happen as I was starting my moult?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetrydice/@thedickpiccritic/aboard-ra-s-boat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetrydice/@thedickpiccritic/aboard-ra-s-boat</guid><category><![CDATA[poetrydice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:19:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lips-Dick!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello, I'm The Dick Pic Critic! I judge them so you don't have to! Alright, so can we just get this out of the way, real quick? I spent literal days trying not to give this entry a 10... I really did.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/lips-dick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/lips-dick</guid><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2017 10:27:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxvDZG9qYrsSvDqYeABF1GqkXYm2VenB9XsZ9pL6ZdWiTjJ7k2xVSjh2mQ8AHAWtq9EE6caLpCxENQzDdHKREMwiE76YceyvBk4jazFQ8kR65LqnH8bhDnhrBfcrCn1HPm1dcbWA9h4i?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Of Judgment and Tapered Dick]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello, I'm the Dick Pic Critic. I judge them so you don't have to. Today's entry (and resulting critique) comes to us from Tumblr. For privacy reasons, the donor if this picture has requested anonymity.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/of-judgment-and-tapered-dick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/of-judgment-and-tapered-dick</guid><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2017 21:23:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxvDZG9qYrsSvDqYeABF1GqkXYm2VenMAD9J6TDfNeQWLed4TVhAk2pj6fwgSCqDgCnVLSCzic3MgJkmzqeyeSMvxMBZeVYRas5SJZaCH1nX2rseVXqVFfAQxhFQPD3SP4JYU8fjWeza?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Poetry Dice Entry: For the Love of Our Mom!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Mother stood shaking From North to South Pole She asked herself why Destruction was their goal. She’d given them life, she’d brought them to be She even gave them her own body The flowers and fruits]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetrydice/@thedickpiccritic/poetry-dice-entry-for-the-love-of-our-mom</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetrydice/@thedickpiccritic/poetry-dice-entry-for-the-love-of-our-mom</guid><category><![CDATA[poetrydice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 02:50:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Art and Minor Epiphany]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello! I'm The Dick Pic Critic, I judge them so you don't have to! (Yes, I realize that's an obscure reference due to emotional bullshit I've been dealing with lately. Don't judge me!) So, I had a thought....,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@thedickpiccritic/new-art-and-minor-epiphany</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@thedickpiccritic/new-art-and-minor-epiphany</guid><category><![CDATA[religion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 11:19:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6pu4ZRycQdDWei9yQ1J6Lt9MF89ozXVApDCjU3BE7239roY3BdE91WGfpbJaNLwzrY57pmxeFLybd5RiKKu6jWeFQH6awPrQVLzRnz4cZVVpqFqfqndbPiUDRgrB27qyx8A4VPNFb2jSdccVJjooeqihGB7Y4qKAVXzURJSEfM2TgV8vRM7ExeHqaEHfVrsGFgH41?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Salutations and Cockzilla!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello Steemit. It's the Dick Pic Critic here. I wanted to share with you my latest find. This comes to us from a man in New Jersey. I don't know his name or anything else about him. I only that he sent]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/salutations-and-cockzilla</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/salutations-and-cockzilla</guid><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2017 00:06:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChToZysSf2kozGsBcxLEhfJ9P7bb6qG4mkNdUBkF5aJM9L14FW6DSGC7PB2JiJmwLhkLZBu3HmK5CjCxe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dark and Dirty]]></title><description><![CDATA[Surrounded by people Yet totally alone This is what it leads to. It's what I've become Silence permeates the dark Crashing like thunder Roaring through my blood Killing me softly. Just make me a story,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/dark-and-dirty</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@thedickpiccritic/dark-and-dirty</guid><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2017 15:29:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life and the Abrahamic God]]></title><description><![CDATA[Eat a bag of dicks, Elohim. Look into the pages of the book millions of people are blindly following, and you will come to see that this "god" person is nothing more than a shisha inspired daydream]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@thedickpiccritic/life-and-the-abrahamic-god</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@thedickpiccritic/life-and-the-abrahamic-god</guid><category><![CDATA[religion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2017 00:57:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Little About Me]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello. You've reached the Grimoire of the Enchantress. Please enjoy your stay, and leave a tip as you leave. Okay, now that that's out of the way... Hi! I'm the Enchantress. Or The Dick Pic Critic. Really,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/aboutme/@thedickpiccritic/a-little-about-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/aboutme/@thedickpiccritic/a-little-about-me</guid><category><![CDATA[aboutme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 04:40:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Introductions Need To Be Made]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings, Steemit! Somewhere between crazy, fucked-up basket case and average Shmoyoho, you get me. I have a couple of friends who recommended that I join this fast-paced and lucrative business-like]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@thedickpiccritic/introductions-need-to-be-made</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@thedickpiccritic/introductions-need-to-be-made</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedickpiccritic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 04:13:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVf4DuvMyA9zPzyXmawPz39iMDYqS4P5yLskcEeAH7QbskqUVAyiK1D4RWhymsonjZCJdqp9vkU9jdPk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>