<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 05:35:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@thedogekid/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[This is how mom's be shopping these days]]></title><description><![CDATA[Can't touch anything with our hands! Coming to a grocery store new you.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-how-mom-s-be-shopping-these-days</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-how-mom-s-be-shopping-these-days</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2020 20:23:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e9ujYgNHUyCNTp34vTpYjgSYtsUUTwaSRZG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I dare you not to laugh]]></title><description><![CDATA[Try not to laugh challenge, can you handle it? There is just something so funny about little kids and food.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/i-dare-you-not-to-laugh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/i-dare-you-not-to-laugh</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2020 18:18:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e2cihiZ1NR9cfSsjq7djDhBLHucz6CskfMG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[People always poke me at weddings and tell me I'm next]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you know the feeling? It seems every time I go to a wedding, especially since I am still not married yet, older people poke me and tell me not to worry that I am next. Well I was thinking, I don't really]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/people-always-poke-me-at-weddings-and-tell-me-i-m-next</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/people-always-poke-me-at-weddings-and-tell-me-i-m-next</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:55:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvgWiMj6RV3948VSvyMnXHPWtbri74U8M8TKnkg82mHs8DxUB3bYrK5PLLNAYYPg5CHaBbY2dhrGNNCH4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You know what goes great with the Coronavirus?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lyme Disease (Source: Get it? Because everyone drinks their corona drinks with limes? Ok, I know it's not that funny. But keep in mind it's just meant to be a clever joke and a play on words. It's not]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/you-know-what-goes-great-with-the-coronavirus</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/you-know-what-goes-great-with-the-coronavirus</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:32:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFkGpWsbUQFhTU69P2MDBTd3ZfM8HL7VcSZCJMgX8W6c3QCkHZxENfLxu4wWjcdtJAVGxoUEHEq2M62Avq1bHBNwWBcdKrc1CqWK9vbinmu5KFwc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Storm Troopers can be a bit selfish]]></title><description><![CDATA[Storm Troopers can be a bit selfish at times. Sometimes when you really don't want them to be. Remember, they always shoot first. Now you've been warned.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/storm-troopers-can-be-a-bit-selfish</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/storm-troopers-can-be-a-bit-selfish</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2020 01:18:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6C2W1azD1rBs8i8QXbP2Ja5uHwpQXEBoPXH84c1N5qSDVz8xWAiBZLS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[No squirrels were harmed with the making of this meme]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's not technically a meme as there are now words attached to the picture, but it's funny like a meme. Star Wars is just great, it's even greater when you attach it to cute cuddly animals. I assure you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/no-squirrels-were-harmed-with-the-making-of-this-meme</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/no-squirrels-were-harmed-with-the-making-of-this-meme</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2020 19:36:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9RTqgzgfVW71Cm2dbafHwsLft9h4FC7qrQnU7G9z7jHE1A2UzY3nMgqoXnpizerU2hi8fhyNF8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, call me maybe. We all know and love that song, well we loved it at first until it got overplayed and now is a bit annoying. Now that song can]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/hey-i-just-met-you-and-this-is-crazy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/hey-i-just-met-you-and-this-is-crazy</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2020 19:42:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvgWiMj6RV3948VSvyMnsPeFA1YyujoGe2yyAV2F2WtSEno6nU67rJTVGaMgZ8Mir5iBqH47GUVktR3NE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When my grandpa challenges me]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sometimes he says this in his own old school way. Usually with phrases like dickens and little poop. But when he really wants to challenge me, he looks something like this. Old and wrinkly, but deep down]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/when-my-grandpa-challenges-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/when-my-grandpa-challenges-me</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2020 20:45:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvgWiMj6RV3948VSvyMmtMcs5P4i4aD57XiF7N7KvWhtyg2iecbXyFeKgQScM1HEndhpYPnFiP7ERYswk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[At home, you can just let em fly]]></title><description><![CDATA[At school I feel like I could never fart. I had to make sure to hold em in at all costs. If one fart escaped and it was loud, man your social rep would be ruined for life. Forever known as the farter.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/at-home-you-can-just-let-em-fly</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/at-home-you-can-just-let-em-fly</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2020 19:34:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvgWiMj6RV3948VSvyMn1XsdDEp4gCpRFMK5Eq6sFy7dMbDy1K8sm8zsngPQZiNR7NEfBUKGbXryZ6VsU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When you gotta go to the bathroom but don't want to fully wake up]]></title><description><![CDATA[Have you ever had to wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, but want to do it as quickly as possible so you don't fully wake yourself up? Well, this is me in the middle of the night trying]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/when-you-gotta-go-to-the-bathroom-but-don-t-want-to-fully-wake-up</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/when-you-gotta-go-to-the-bathroom-but-don-t-want-to-fully-wake-up</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2020 17:20:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HuuaCwcKuiEkeKJRPGSCJJH4AUmGBHLHKeZuaRCXxQXuRYPCb1LgkLittuhpLJigZ2e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ever wonder what Yoda is hiding under all those clothes?]]></title><description><![CDATA[You may be surprised to find out what Yoda is hiding under all those clothes. He may look old and frail, but rest assured, he found P90X just like the rest of the world did a few years ago. And as we all]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/ever-wonder-what-yoda-is-hiding-under-all-those-clothes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/ever-wonder-what-yoda-is-hiding-under-all-those-clothes</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:29:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/sML2JBPsdAyGmXCw438G5dsbSTzx982pXDWSbKtBHm8J6YgLTjUjpd3zaZSnwMQ2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Corona decided to change the name of their beer]]></title><description><![CDATA[Corona sales have been suffering so the beer company decided to change the name of their beer. Unfortunately they may not have picked the best name change: (Source: Coronavirus memes are spreading like,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/corona-decided-to-change-the-name-of-their-beer</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/corona-decided-to-change-the-name-of-their-beer</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2020 22:46:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Pufd3b1W2k6xH2Xgr2kCkZ2donxEomDDTmSnL7vFzGN4xxZvbPiN7JH4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This is the technical pattern you really need to pay attention to]]></title><description><![CDATA[Everywhere I turn people are talking about charts and technical patterns, especially with bitcoin. Well I think this may be the most important technical pattern there is. It's the Dino Pattern. If you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-the-technical-pattern-you-really-need-to-pay-attention-to</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-the-technical-pattern-you-really-need-to-pay-attention-to</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2020 20:14:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2k7TU6R7D8hFGyjkSsQhgsENDTXpozyF8K6tN2gvga6B1m99EHcyKxpqYS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[약 4 백만 비트 코인은 영원히 잃어 버렸습니다]]></title><description><![CDATA[공급은 우리 생각보다 훨씬 작습니다 모두 1,200 만 비트 코인 만 사용하는 것에 대해 이야기하지만, 손실 된 비트 코인도 기억해야합니다. Chainalysis에 따르면 약 4 백만이 손실되었습니다. (출처 : 대량의 수요가 급증해야 할만큼 공급이 많지 않습니다.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101145/@thedogekid/4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101145/@thedogekid/4</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-101145]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 22:35:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6gUbcKN7Uxen6Lzy8s8AoPEQbXTFRmtSEmdXwxMbGuF55xjWkUcExdFwkLHSfxr5PswRQ2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This is our future, get ready for it!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Crypto makes you sit in front of the computer a lot. I know that since I got involved with crypto I have spent a lot more time in front of the computer. I do less stuff outdoors and am less active overall.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-our-future-get-ready-for-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-our-future-get-ready-for-it</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 22:28:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[인생에 위험을 감수하십시오!]]></title><description><![CDATA[어릴 때는 위험을 감수해야합니다! 당신은 지금보다 인생에서 더 좋은 기회를 갖지 못할 것입니다. 나이가 들어 가족과 다른 의무를지게되면 창문이 닫힙니다. 지금 당장 기회를 잡을 수는 없습니다. 따라서, 당신이 젊은 사람이라면, 당신이하고 싶은 일을 위해 밖으로 나가십시오, 당신이 계획 한 것처럼 운동하지 않아도 후회하지 않을 것입니다 : (출처 : 엘론 씨는]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101145/@thedogekid/2qb22t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101145/@thedogekid/2qb22t</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-101145]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 16:19:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk2bGrmiEeFj8B9PQrfiwtr2wLDv1dbkHq2bK72iFBwVB7zji5oNM4Y9K36EJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some people just have different goals than you]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some people just have different goals than you and that's ok. Some like to do their homework right when they get home from school. Some like to wait until the bus ride to school the day it is due. There]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/some-people-just-have-different-goals-than-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/some-people-just-have-different-goals-than-you</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 16:13:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2HeX3Zi2vTf1hdhmtdH8CsMFrxqYMz7DbGBJEbPQS5RDJ7pC57iaJhXWvytCJheXaLGw8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This is sad and funny at the same time]]></title><description><![CDATA[If I was a woman in India I would be looking to get out of there first chance I got Mainly for stuff just like this. (Source: This is sad because it's true. Cows have a ton of rights over there, perhaps]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-sad-and-funny-at-the-same-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/this-is-sad-and-funny-at-the-same-time</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 23:13:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk2bGrmiEeFj8B9PQrgJPV99NY8c6FqPpBTieVRim6hdPKu6Yn43Eafx3uKQA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A funny tip for you when Calculating your Bitcoin Gains!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have a funny and easy tip for you while you are adding up all those bitcoin gains The next time you are calculating your gains on you iphone calculator and you make a mistake like I often do, all you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/a-funny-tip-for-you-when-calculating-your-bitcoin-gains</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@thedogekid/a-funny-tip-for-you-when-calculating-your-bitcoin-gains</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2020 20:13:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKAv2GzgM1DRzvfn1vJGKjDDHKNYG42Lqmw57Ae3cjJuMQxkuJ1Refq5tAZsyZQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HODL Bitcoin이 있어야합니다!]]></title><description><![CDATA[약 $ 6k의 비트 코인을 판매하는 사람들 질문이 하나 있습니다... 그 주에 손으로 어떻게 멍청이? :) 농담하지만 농담입니다. (출처 : 수십 년 동안 투자가 중단 되었기 때문에 10 년 동안 투자를 중단 할 수는 없습니다. 하나는 비트 코인을 거래하지 않습니다. 그들은 단순히 그것을 사서 영원히 괴롭 힙니다.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101145/@thedogekid/h9iam-hodl-bitcoin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101145/@thedogekid/h9iam-hodl-bitcoin</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-101145]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedogekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2020 20:06:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk2bGrmiEeFj8B9PQrfMWZei1t4kWd8nhHJitgkUfNJtUP6uRNyeTDrcfQR9Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>