<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 05:57:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@theinvisibleman/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Jack Goff, the Goblin]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jack Goff, the Goblin A Fantasy Novel by The Invisible Man In a tent there lived a warped, moist goblin named Jack Goff. Not a tall peculiar, dirty tent, filled with dice and a wild smell, nor yet a sloppy,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/jack-goff-the-goblin-1552056025</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/jack-goff-the-goblin-1552056025</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2019 00:40:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPUHS1dP3EsWaWT5fpN5UF6xapBbyXzDDXin29dXQDXycbe7fjKrak4RATa9rHGxKVMZBmtVnVk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[There's something about Iona]]></title><description><![CDATA[There's something about Iona A Hot Romance by The Invisible Man Holden Hiscock is a fat, sexy and delightful hairdresser from the city. His life is going nowhere until he meets Iona Glasscock, a grubby,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/theres-something-about-iona-1552055839</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/theres-something-about-iona-1552055839</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 22:37:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPYPuAcDuPhYsFAEDythaMenmuM6cKTzsgZRDTFZHotSEtgrWqeo2dZgfbNiQqdFE6kxbN535KL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ivana Hump]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ivana Hump A Psychological Novel by The Invisible Man Gripping. Brilliant. Arrogant. Harry Cox had not known love or loss until he risked loosing his smart wife Ivana Hump. His happy life is shattered]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/ivana-hump-1552055669</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/ivana-hump-1552055669</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 19:34:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPUuddAbSSPFiLsDnw8TUZQcmHiTNvLv3UhK5qNb32W3ZiANoy7QxPMc4k4P1BY6DVkByP79dcA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sis, You Know When You Cooked Deeply?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sis, You Know When You Cooked Deeply? A Drabble by The Invisible Man "Sis, what do you think of my frozen shelf?" "Er... I don't know dear." "What about my creepy leg? Some say]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/sis-you-know-when-you-cooked-deeply-1552055376</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/sis-you-know-when-you-cooked-deeply-1552055376</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 17:29:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQbiW9wayBYbdGiYrdBQ4Pp9WqLGSev9HepoYdeLQvqgwJupkJufN47RmvSTUTeNvuW3yEeADNW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Cursed Sandwich]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Cursed Sandwich A Short Story by The Invisible Man Heywood Jagoblowhim was thinking about Harry Dong again. Harry was a spiteful banker with chubby toes and curvy elbows. Heywood walked over to the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/the-cursed-sandwich-1552055205</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/the-cursed-sandwich-1552055205</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 14:26:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQSfzpAPtDmHdBCQ5EhH7iCVsFkRg4jwCZV2uRc2EDeKSCayL9ZdvhyQvkbLx9MCykn7gvfDjwc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Re: Unemployment - I Feel Troubled!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Re: Unemployment - I Feel Troubled! by The Invisible Man Dear Dick Weed, I am a member of the Scottish Nationalist party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat pointy and your individual views]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/re-unemployment-i-feel-troubled-1552054998</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/re-unemployment-i-feel-troubled-1552054998</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 12:23:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iP4isU7Re2QvHky1oKNpViP2V2yb2w46R6Zw5jBoYB1VjUmNzZtKhNQLtknBGjyMyCEJEFku9TL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Be My Loving Partner Cox Ucker, Please!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Be My Loving Partner Cox Ucker, Please! by The Invisible Man Dear Cox Ucker, I am your number one fan! The first time I saw you, I felt proud. I could not believe an actor could be so hideous and polka-dot.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/be-my-loving-partner-cox-ucker-please-1552054839</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/be-my-loving-partner-cox-ucker-please-1552054839</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 10:20:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPA8Lc9E8D69HU8u6hXeNqQjK2tC45FudgrL2duUZNayVnfT1GMCxhCs78y7mw3KkGzgFegeHpi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Enough With Your Dirty Chair and Blunt Fence]]></title><description><![CDATA[Enough With Your Dirty Chair and Blunt Fence by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Hoare, I have always felt frustrated living near to you. You are the most great neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/enough-with-your-dirty-chair-and-blunt-fence-1552054645</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/enough-with-your-dirty-chair-and-blunt-fence-1552054645</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 07:17:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNperonp1vSfuXnvAQUGvPGx5aH112QBRgMvZWy9yjXPyRWsd7QFvFeJmtyr5ZFicAF6moe8vQN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Baggy Gerbil Brandishing a Pair of Clubs Ate My Homework]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Baggy Gerbil Brandishing a Pair of Clubs Ate My Homework by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Felterbush, Have I told you lately how much I love your spotty arm pits? I am writing to you to ask for an extension]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/a-baggy-gerbil-brandishing-a-pair-of-clubs-ate-my-homework-1552054455</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/a-baggy-gerbil-brandishing-a-pair-of-clubs-ate-my-homework-1552054455</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 05:14:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPYhvmGj4KBHAz4qUa1WzV9hPtsSDrzE1SRBJ52CuierMfqBRiyGvXkfc7NrAUzsrkGwAeWU2J2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Munching Like Two Hideous Cats]]></title><description><![CDATA[Munching Like Two Hideous Cats by The Invisible Man Dear Brooke N. Rubbers, I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart. I cherish my bedroom, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/munching-like-two-hideous-cats-1552054282</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/munching-like-two-hideous-cats-1552054282</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 02:11:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNuYr8qr1VbMLtJaXWMYHLrsc7G191pF1Ahv1mt3WHmiEDXTVnYVxw32RgHM19CcWPqnw3Xg4SS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punished for likening my nipples to a fluorescent pea]]></title><description><![CDATA[Punished for likening my nipples to a fluorescent pea by The Invisible Man Dear Ms Pubes, I am sorry to report that little Curley Pubes has been assigned a detention. As you know, little Curley Pubes is]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/punished-for-likening-my-nipples-to-a-fluorescent-pea-1552054102</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/punished-for-likening-my-nipples-to-a-fluorescent-pea-1552054102</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 00:08:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQMAF28tmhZZ7cs1b2Mzs6C5DP2V8i9zdzv4TKuQKoqUwyWuboQyQPzUdmtoqejgwijrQzdeBTt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punished for likening my chins to a little carrot]]></title><description><![CDATA[Punished for likening my chins to a little carrot by The Invisible Man Dear Mrs Nekkid, I am sorry to report that little Buck Nekkid has been assigned a detention. As you know, little Buck Nekkid is usually]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/punished-for-likening-my-chins-to-a-little-carrot-1552053952</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/punished-for-likening-my-chins-to-a-little-carrot-1552053952</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 22:06:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNg1mKmzzgEnnWBqwVJq5ABX3bJwqFr9tws8SVCk6FSnVwuuDBV4jNhySsbGysR8tSfo2HzP9Tc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Re: Your Lonely and Moist Apartment]]></title><description><![CDATA[Re: Your Lonely and Moist Apartment by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Dickinme, Thank you for providing me with a very lonely and moist apartment over the last ten years. I have really enjoyed dealing with]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/re-your-lonely-and-moist-apartment-1552053787</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/re-your-lonely-and-moist-apartment-1552053787</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 19:03:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iP4bSN2n9CMGUyn2dym9gy7kFoESRwvT7Ptgs7D2uzBtvEepvhzywfG44ST8PUqN9foxpDXXnk6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Goodbye Pookie Grubby Mouse]]></title><description><![CDATA[Goodbye Pookie Grubby Mouse by The Invisible Man Dear pookie, To me, you are like a very grubby mouse and I'm not sure that I need a very grubby mouse in my life right now. Things started to go wrong when]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/goodbye-pookie-grubby-mouse-1552053599</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/goodbye-pookie-grubby-mouse-1552053599</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 18:00:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQXUkn6vvLynfFi8UEgGHnymXjY1fH93BCyCzif82jwaSwJDNPNwZh9LVoGhjcZQfuH273f1CnA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stick Your Hairy and Terrifying Job, Chief]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stick Your Hairy and Terrifying Job, Chief by The Invisible Man Dear Chief, I have some news, which I think you will find grubby. Over the last one hundred and seven days thirty two minutes, I have found]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/stick-your-hairy-and-terrifying-job-chief-1552053420</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@theinvisibleman/stick-your-hairy-and-terrifying-job-chief-1552053420</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 14:57:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQWy6C3tdsCC87pXdRjnVAKj6Vvb5wjy8Xk215MfqmGj2T4McnQUu2xPF3BexYJYZYVYX2E3eii?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[For My Active Waterfall]]></title><description><![CDATA[For My Active Waterfall A Love Poem by The Invisible Man Roses are red, Violets are blue, Infection is active, And so are you. Orchids are white, Ghost ones are rare, A guy is chocolate, And so is your]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/for-my-active-waterfall-1552053019</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/for-my-active-waterfall-1552053019</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 12:50:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQbZxDBdsKBc1oh5qzyCshnjSJtgBB1r32emdRJWPpU1pPfgXha1pZjwhNCxAnMyWKLARpoLo1x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cat An Acrostic by The Invisible Man Conventions toy. Annual conventions cringe. Tree frogs amphibian. Thanks for reading, The Invisible Man @theinvisibleman]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/cat-1552052827</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/cat-1552052827</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 10:47:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNvHHHyyqBZSwazAy6FkVohwUQFhaPjgyhmkKjm9UGXWkvfXpRPVNTfSBgQjmBtcchUZWvBHyqg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Man Called Sam Dick]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Man Called Sam Dick A Limerick by The Invisible Man There once was a man who liked trees. He said, "See the great maccabees!" It was rather small, But not very saul, He couldn't say no to the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/a-man-called-sam-dick-1552052629</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/a-man-called-sam-dick-1552052629</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 07:44:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNz8fnZNCG7XEAhBSfLRkTS9pvF1AeFS5yzMSysGHbtHkiEoaCb5ojf6dPMWZPNoEBjjvXKP7TU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Josh's Torment - The Villanelle Of The Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Josh's Torment - The Villanelle Of The Art A Villanelle by The Invisible Man Josh couldn't stop thinking about the art It was just so clammy and unkind But he could never forget the mart That morning,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/joshs-torment-the-villanelle-of-the-art-1552052478</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/joshs-torment-the-villanelle-of-the-art-1552052478</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 05:41:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNyhWqSdrjajmmS9aSV4afTmt9ij2eZUz6a4WvfpFJypvZH2QadjsbAawXM88VrktPjDR9LLtvJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ode to the Bottle]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ode to the Bottle A Sonnet by The Invisible Man My pink bottle, you inspire me to write. I love the way you flap, wallow and swim, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/ode-to-the-bottle-1552052194</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@theinvisibleman/ode-to-the-bottle-1552052194</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theinvisibleman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 02:36:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQT4JcL4mCcyhcSFHKjhFWZiuJXTfRWV4JTgq4hzjCnEWoe33RpBvfk5d3Wzpyyj7sa2gLPKbFc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>