Snuggling Like Two Quiet Lizards
by The Invisible Man

Dear Buck Nekkid,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish the pub, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a lazy clown. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a lazy clown.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you swinging in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous skipping skills.

You have brains like fake runner beans and the most greasy elbow I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to kick those fake runner bean brains and google that greasy elbow.

You're so special with your ample ways. The way you handle your delightful closest friend shows great diligence and chastity.

I know that to you I'm just a cool nutter but I think we could be happy together, snuggling like two quiet lizards.

Please, say you'll be mine Buck Nekkid!

All my love
Ben Dover

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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