<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:35:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@thejokester/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck Before Chuck Norris Got There?]]></title><description><![CDATA[A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, until Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to their trunk. 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Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@thejokester/was-it-heely-worth-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@thejokester/was-it-heely-worth-it</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thejokester]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 04:31:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/X37EMQ9WSwsPJFnZGCBnMrCs6tBYsSvFRjsBUpswyoeUCgBmHFDx6u7dkpuWnbvT14UonYhhaU1NpBNYnmGA96UkVgcD2Z2mYMAdj?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Very, Very Small Chance]]></title><description><![CDATA[After weeks of collaborating with MIT research scientists, we've concluded that there's roughly 1% chance my joke posts will earn more than $0.01 in rewards without @punchline. 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Thanks for giving me the jump start so I can hit the ground running. source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@thejokester/in-the-dumps</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@thejokester/in-the-dumps</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thejokester]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 04:26:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EfcLDDAkyqgskRghfk1ZAETYLUcoqJrXrCUqiyP5Ya6QiUtRLJWXqzh7aWtwBNGuw7xYGbnJsH3AHXCpr87RXecFtsHPj?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thanks A Lot, Amazon]]></title><description><![CDATA[With demand for North Pole delivery services going to be thin this year, Blizten took the initiative to enlist in the Air Force reserve for extra income. Better hope you're not on the naughty list. 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You've found a way that we can still live off of our Steem earnings!? source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@thejokester/taco-tuesday-relief-for-long-term-steem-holders</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@thejokester/taco-tuesday-relief-for-long-term-steem-holders</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thejokester]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 01:24:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwrVs4xNb4QYAwsL44Q1c79esorCWN43RoAHAJ4zwjDVLpkprQEes55RdU36qCVA2b7fSGV5iWWxoqEW7RMviBy1iiDi2tpSkoU3voGqauD1PY99FEbXwdBYA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Long-Term Crypto Analysis With The Crypto Kitties]]></title><description><![CDATA[I believe that this litter of crypto kitties effectively symbolizes the future of alt coins if prices continue to fall. source: giphy Big Daddy may be slow, but he'll still be standing. 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