So I signed up for Steem Engine recently and I’ve already got like almost 300 new followers from it. I honestly don’t know if any of them even look at my blog, but it makes my page stats look great. I see a lot of posts where people are pushing their referral links and I’ve been trying to figure out how to do it too without sounding like a corny shill, but then I remembered I don’t give a fuck.
If you don’t know what Steem Engine does, read one of the thousand posts already out there. I’ll just say this, “It works” It’s basically free votes and follows with no actual effort.
Because I don’t give a fuck, and because I know there are a lot of people out there like me who want to whore themselves out, but don’t know how to do it delicately; I’m giving you a guilt free pass on my page.
Absolutely anything you want to whore out: referrals, links, blogs, charities, dick pics, mix tapes, Youtube channels…whatever. Post it here. Click someone else’s whore link if it will help erase your guilt (If you have any) for spamming. Go nuts. Shit, half my reason for doing this is so I can find out about other whore links I should be using that I don’t know about. The link you post might be the one I click on. Since we’ve broken the seal here and agreed to be self serving whores, repost this shit so more people might see your whore links. All aboard the whore train!
My link: https://steemengine.net/join?r=290
Oh, also, I’ll stop and do a little whoring for other people that think deserve some recognition. Do me a favor and stop by these pages and show some love. They have quality content.
is a Serbian madman with a similar style to mine. He’s new here and I want to encourage him to stick around.
is pretty new too. His style is nothing like mine. He’s all wholesome and shit, but he’s got heart and I want to encourage him too.
is the Steemian I masturbate to the most. She is also a super talented artist that deserves recognition.
is one of my favorite Steemians who took a hiatus from here but recently returned. If you like satire you should check him out.
is Canadian, and a poet. Despite these handicaps, he is also one of my favorite Steemians. The dude puts his heart and soul into this place and he deserves money (or whatever Canadians use to buy booze) for his effort.
is a pothead from Colorado. If you like pot and head, you should check him out. What he lacks in refinement, he makes up for with buckets of heart.
is a writer recently voted most likely to climb up a clock tower and start shooting people. If you like stream of consciousness style Alice in Wonderland meets Hunter S. Thompson shit, you should check her out.
is a super funny guy with a similar sense of humor to mine.
is a writer recently voted second most likely to climb up a clock tower and start shooting people. If you like stream of consciousness style Alice in Wonderland meets Hunter S. Thompson shit, you should check her out.