<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:51:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@thepoorpoet/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[IF MONEY GREW ON TREES]]></title><description><![CDATA[IF MONEY GREW ON TREES If money grew on trees, wouldn’t that be a good thing? Then everyone would have money, right? Not really—here is a more realistic scenario. Laws would be passed regulating the growing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/money/@thepoorpoet/if-money-grew-on-trees</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/money/@thepoorpoet/if-money-grew-on-trees</guid><category><![CDATA[money]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thepoorpoet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 17:15:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[THE BAD SAMARITAN]]></title><description><![CDATA[THE BAD SAMARITAN The Bad Samaritan was walking down the road one day when he saw a man lying unconscious by the side of the road. He asked one of the villagers, “What happened?” The villager replied,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@thepoorpoet/the-bad-samaritan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@thepoorpoet/the-bad-samaritan</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thepoorpoet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 16:45:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYqeSNM9uBT3K7WCrVR6FEPDsQMuDhDmRKP8mMDGdDoocP5dSd3DY1fd1mnmgsRG2LXzMmDRmfU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[DOE SEE DOUGH]]></title><description><![CDATA[DOE SEE DOUGH Doe, a deer, a female deer. Dough, lots and lots of money. Buck, a deer, a male deer. Buck, a single piece of money. Deer, a male or female deer. Dear, costing too much money.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poems/@thepoorpoet/doe-see-dough</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poems/@thepoorpoet/doe-see-dough</guid><category><![CDATA[poems]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thepoorpoet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 16:34:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLy5czPNg6acZ3Bu8cFVnhmAK8deTuUxZGiLfdahT8gg8Xkg8U8xE5mBMwtmSDCNQnaUiGkAw8isbfgFJ5V5FkMAPY4JpZjrf4yPMF9oJbhmjqoCNSui2b8EgYw?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[LEAVE THE RICH ALONE]]></title><description><![CDATA[LEAVE THE RICH ALONE (to the tune of “Another Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd) We don’t want your Socialism. We don’t want your rent control. No food stamps for the hungry children. Sanders, leave the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poems/@thepoorpoet/leave-the-rich-alone</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poems/@thepoorpoet/leave-the-rich-alone</guid><category><![CDATA[poems]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thepoorpoet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 16:25:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXa4Prmk2qEHpjf6bHiyqr2woK3D1k1uM6CjABdpGh4JKTQwdyHAKktochvK1wsumUhNo8kTX8x6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[QUIPS TO LIVE BY IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER]]></title><description><![CDATA[ALCHEMY'S FUNDAMENTAL ERROR Through the centuries, alchemists have searched in vain for a way to turn base metals into gold. They should have used plastic. A WAY TO IMPROVE WAR I always thought it would]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quips/@thepoorpoet/quips-to-live-by-in-alphabetical-order</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quips/@thepoorpoet/quips-to-live-by-in-alphabetical-order</guid><category><![CDATA[quips]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thepoorpoet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2018 21:14:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVk6AaGhStRNM3dUJ7ABSrhk4N19ims9z77uiZ9DCbYgrmyHsyFUsLiew4fWi8djUCEUnser553kX7mz5dxQfQqeJQ9MnKKuxwS7BqGJQtvHkY5K9pbQ6dCD2s3jGYvyEntPJTY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A COLLECTION OF PHONY STATISTICS FOR POLITICIANS AND OTHER PROFESSIONAL LIARS]]></title><description><![CDATA[A COLLECTION OF PHONY STATISTICS FOR POLITICIANS AND OTHER PROFESSIONAL LIARS. The Daily Statistic is back, with more lies and misrepresentations for all you gullible people out there. These easy-to-use]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@thepoorpoet/a-collection-of-phony-statistics-for-politicians-and-other-professional-liars</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@thepoorpoet/a-collection-of-phony-statistics-for-politicians-and-other-professional-liars</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thepoorpoet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2018 20:27:51 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>