<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 03:22:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@theregularguy/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Have you heard the news?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Michael Jordan's reaction to hearing that the Charlotte Hornets gave Terry Rozier almost $57 million. Giphy Then he remembered he is the one who did it. 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How Americans see soccer. Gifs from Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/point-of-view</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/point-of-view</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theregularguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2019 13:33:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMpC7heTmGEVFdP6N5YFMRRnNCqUMjQa6B3YCbfT?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Maturity]]></title><description><![CDATA[What my friends and I turn into when one of us gets a woman's number. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/maturity</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/maturity</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theregularguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2019 13:28:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMwQRkgPfgyf8uQLD8bwH6SxvZ2Hj4NSywWiRpyj?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Warning: Tinder is a lie]]></title><description><![CDATA[I assure you that her profile picture looked nothing like this. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/warning-tinder-is-a-lie</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/warning-tinder-is-a-lie</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theregularguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2019 02:12:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMtM748Qg4GiapVecBwHKvBwdgKtsxAtqxwYurc5?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is there such a thing as "too high"?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are too high to even chew. 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Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/oh-canada</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/oh-canada</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theregularguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jul 2019 15:50:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMdRHk2kqbpD4Dp4reWhU9zJtGKZdr4gKN2dyBcq?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The question is]]></title><description><![CDATA[Can you stop being a douche? Giphy At least he's an honest douche.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/the-question-is</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/the-question-is</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theregularguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jul 2019 13:47:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGNH66G14C636GTvxooFFwZKKAim7o6S7H6WBpBam?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Don't let the door hit you on the way out]]></title><description><![CDATA[What all the Thunder fans wish they could have said to Russel Westbrook before his attitude cost them Harden and Durant. 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One billion to go!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/not-a-cat-person</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@theregularguy/not-a-cat-person</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theregularguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2019 12:51:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCmYLEsAHsUhReb9E5DhHGKfqSVpEX9uX?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy Anniversary]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thirty years ago today, TV changed for the better. 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