<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 23:04:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@tofer/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Take my friend to Court or Not?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi everyone I am after some professional advice please. My friend who recently admitted to me that he got the idea and trademarked the baguette spike and hot dog inside from something I did back in my]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sex/@tofer/take-my-friend-to-court-or-not</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sex/@tofer/take-my-friend-to-court-or-not</guid><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2017 13:57:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq4Yb7CPg9pV4AidkRZUKQDB1xyALFt4RvZmBtEDE3dyxDy5QBhzT53dsgdZSW5vcy2BXFUyY4x1igZtzFsre?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Welcome to the UK?]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Fable of the Ducks and the Hens Many, many years ago When animals could speak, A wondrous thing the ducks befell; Their tale is quite unique. Down by a pond dwelt all these ducks, — Ten thousand at]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@tofer/welcome-to-the-uk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@tofer/welcome-to-the-uk</guid><category><![CDATA[religion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:14:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVegy6TvygsoLqQvsTKF49u82aed8A9dkpfDdz51bdVkhC3oDWeLEkcS8MXpTRbm4TWPA4F1EegCTauU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jeremy Beadles Cock]]></title><description><![CDATA[Apparently Jeremy Beadle had a small Cock but on the other hand it was massive.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tofer/jeremy-beadles-cock</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tofer/jeremy-beadles-cock</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2017 16:39:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQyotRPt1Hd7fPufGf1WCpCvB7qBKbTkP3CeTJr3n5Wodhk5uFZVN6cLtH9AUff8Yq8bFYrb2qicso8ASoQjLyU3crcjSijuK5H31xAwkQcBw6aZbYoAZNxotxdSAc2MnDWAnx7nkzNf1Q?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Game of Thrones leaked episode Dennis penis dies and a Dragon]]></title><description><![CDATA[Saw that leaked Game of thrones last night. Dragon queen comes right at the end when you think they are dead to save them but denis penis dies and one of her dragons. You just know they drag the dragon]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/truth/@tofer/game-of-thrones-leaked-episode-dennis-penis-dies-and-a-dragon</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/truth/@tofer/game-of-thrones-leaked-episode-dennis-penis-dies-and-a-dragon</guid><category><![CDATA[truth]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2017 17:28:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89rxXBzUw43PcKk9PHrw1wTH4xZ9yivNy3BCHYstbAAVhsdgz67ued1ozLABDh9qVDvGgLmj3pJ8v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Guardians of the Galaxy 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Saw that Guardians of the Galaxy 2 last night well worth a watch. Its a shame Kurt Russell turned out to be evil and planted the brain tumour in Star lord mums head to kill her but glad he dies in the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/films/@tofer/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/films/@tofer/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2</guid><category><![CDATA[films]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 09:38:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChQcf4PiwEyTqSCaDdiSWD4v9Hy9pa2SYdoDQxVxNd2kWMuTAgzfmBMZrMn82L1w9DQXhuYBJgPY9tLSz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ideas and responses on how the Fuck the World can be flat please.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ideas and responses on how the Fuck the World can be flat please. This place seems to be the best place to ask this as its full of the sort of people that think it is and maybe some intellectuals can post]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/truth/@tofer/ideas-and-responses-on-how-the-fuck-the-world-can-be-flat-please</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/truth/@tofer/ideas-and-responses-on-how-the-fuck-the-world-can-be-flat-please</guid><category><![CDATA[truth]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2017 15:28:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChSE2jddCVWRT7x5Yj3L2kQhqhWCn27YJsK3nWQEkvYsXXpmEautvJyDThWmyNLG2cpbKt4QTo8hmfZR8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Donny Trump going to Arape Baby faced missile tester so hold on to your virtual coins and Gold]]></title><description><![CDATA[As we are aware Big Donny T going to drop the bomb on a guy that is clearly insane , penchant for cigars, brandy and currently has about 1 year to live because of various diseases of the liver. Thanks]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@tofer/donny-trump-going-to-arape-baby-faced-missile-tester-so-hold-on-to-your-virtual-coins-and-gold</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@tofer/donny-trump-going-to-arape-baby-faced-missile-tester-so-hold-on-to-your-virtual-coins-and-gold</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2017 17:49:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYWfi7h96md6fWHzH11VDM79WZADviYiWMK4Souw1oQtyFS3NHhX6kH4yeGTSQqWNb9krA1aWHk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Proof that the World is round not flat]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is proof that the World is round not flat. My son did this in school as a science project and as you can clearly see not only the Earth is round but the other things are too hence proof. I'm sure]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/truth/@tofer/proof-that-the-world-is-round-not-flat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/truth/@tofer/proof-that-the-world-is-round-not-flat</guid><category><![CDATA[truth]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2017 14:49:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYXackfoUs7sraob9Zq6EwX6WzNVcUUdqQMRLc3TQ2fWcN7u4LuPJDBNCQjDydzYbLrQXQnB2Lv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sending out respect to Arsenal and Chelsea players]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sending out respect to Arsenal and Chelsea players for their minutes of silence before the game for grenfell tower and all the money they have sent for the charity.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/charity/@tofer/sending-out-respect-to-arsenal-and-chelsea-players</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/charity/@tofer/sending-out-respect-to-arsenal-and-chelsea-players</guid><category><![CDATA[charity]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2017 17:19:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3DLAmCsuTe3bwjPJtcJJmZusPtExyx3sTaZakhzEpW2MtUqTL8DQ4xZa7dgty3ZZQBi32yTUQdxPDYyZ23X595MotFQr5q3PG3HijE365PwLQzSCLmuL4uNJyrrDYXRvyuaLw1imRAfzLjXsxWKpgb754bV5hBc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sending out my thanks]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well id like to thank all my followers for following me and share the love. Woke up this morning to find out I have 6. I have put a lot of work and time into my posts so thanks guys.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@tofer/sending-out-my-thanks</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@tofer/sending-out-my-thanks</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2017 14:18:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7258xSVeJbKnFEnBwjKLhL15SoynbgJKpQxRd1uovtXppeSCAM5x44VYTskkptn4ocFtxmku3i1WGn8hdFi6jsCCgSGfLazkEg1L9tkKt9ZYN79QrsKtcT5oyiaNupMou9Kz6v31eFrqc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lets make Steemit like Facebook]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi everyone today for breakfast I had toast]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/food/@tofer/lets-make-steemit-like-facebook</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/food/@tofer/lets-make-steemit-like-facebook</guid><category><![CDATA[food]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2017 15:55:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89qsikZN9yKDmiYzUy2EojuW3WYKdsPt6SZqdw4VnregEhcZ84bxXvwjiLtANrixcwVepzTs2mC3x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saw that 47 Ronin the other night]]></title><description><![CDATA[Saw that 47 Ronin the other night. Really enjoyed it shame they all die in the end by committing Harikari. 7.14 /10 would of been more if Kanu Reeves had got them out IMDB 6.3]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/film/@tofer/saw-that-47-ronin-the-other-night</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/film/@tofer/saw-that-47-ronin-the-other-night</guid><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2017 14:43:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gZnkVkjvNSLHf1QpvAmeBzTNy7VoiKxeg1NVzfp94UXjVnyxs543H6gkAkntsubig2Pp4HVm2jF52n?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[47 meters Down and should stay there]]></title><description><![CDATA[Saw that 47 meters down last night, The blonde sister does die the bit where you think they are saved and the dark haired bint gets attacked as she is getting onto the boat was just an hallucination from]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/film/@tofer/47-meters-down-and-should-stay-there</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/film/@tofer/47-meters-down-and-should-stay-there</guid><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tofer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2017 12:31:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGdbUeeNr2uNN1k7vNb33SW8k6F5xB2rFUCBtfidKVS9ErxSkPMYvCGPCyoAuXrFE4WNkxFkjCryf1EWPVY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>