<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 03:32:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@tom45p/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 15 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today Monument of Karel Kašpar Reitenberger Dnes Pomník Karla Kašpara Reitenbergera ![] today's joke The farmer learned from the doctor that he was incurably ill and would soon die. 'Doctor, I have one]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260415t214603663z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260415t214603663z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 21:46:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2j95FBvDKJYJi2BuN6eGtfsMui7WZZXGMzJD1vhg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 14 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today playground🇬🇧 Dnes dětské hřiště🇨🇿 today's joke A man is lying on his deathbed, and next to him stands his wife. The man turns to her: "Marie, please, tell me... Have you ever been unfaithful]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260414t203906700z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260414t203906700z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 20:39:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2YnM9tohjsCqTA4grHYmktRhcXUa1YtZzkxqBJah?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 13 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today Colonnade of Ferdinand's Spring Dnes Kolonáda Ferdinandova pramene ![] today's joke Wife: "I've had enough. Every evening you go out with the dog, but in all these years you haven't gone with]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260413t211256898z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260413t211256898z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:12:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/DVAkPJXe6Rxa3LrjXFx37KzHkFDbxUXeA7BrngxCeHsMaFW4RFL88hEPXXLVKAYvudBnc22JVKpeKz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 12 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today Esplanade Spa and Golf Resort🇬🇧 Dnes Esplanade Spa and Golf Resort🇨🇿 ![] today's joke Son: "Dad, I want to get married." Father: "First, apologize." Son: "For what?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260412t211919834z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260412t211919834z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 21:19:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2mwFt8Gsfp1tDtHbhXCmFkpNk33QgbvxdMB3eo8J?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 11 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today Vila St. Hubertus Dnes Vila St. Hubertus ![] today's joke Two friends meet after a long time. One is all in black, holding a large bouquet, and looks unhappy. “What happened to you?” asks the first]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260411t205709655z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260411t205709655z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:57:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2mxXXbhriqybvZMeqRK7Ryptk5tHmiCCAuWr6cDk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Walk]]></title><description><![CDATA[🚶402.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 5.58km walk, that lasted for 80 minutes. This walk helped tom45p burn 402.0 calories. 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'Damn, I want to look like that!' dnešní vtip Co si řekne Chuck Norris pokaždé, když]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260410t210455621z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260410t210455621z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 21:04:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2j7oqQCExgYRvV7LhjhS9SFAHEB1n5WJWrHpAM2p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 9 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today castle🇬🇧 Dnes zámek🇨🇿 today's joke You pick up a hitchhiker in your car, who then faints in the car... That's stressful. 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One of the comrades suggests: 'We will increase prices according]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260408t213553854z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260408t213553854z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:35:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAGqLeWgYyvJvoruskdHrWF1CJvkfLePZjeT89mTaUQoBpwy5SenpNp9kW28DFik1ek47w?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Morning Ride]]></title><description><![CDATA[🚴250.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 8.44km ride, that lasted for 31 minutes. This ride helped tom45p burn 250.0 calories. 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"What happened to you?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260407t213737198z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260407t213737198z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 21:37:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2xYyg6JEcrAUow8wjcZAu276q6yF1odeK3nv4F4j?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Afternoon Ride]]></title><description><![CDATA[🚴648.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 21.72km ride, that lasted for 85 minutes. This ride helped tom45p burn 648.0 calories. 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"Listen," her mother says to her, "do you even think about]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260406t202337074z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260406t202337074z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:23:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2mxXXbhriqybvZMeqRK7Ryptk5tHmiCCAuWr6cDk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 5 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[🎭gazebo 🇬🇧 🎭gazebo 🇨🇿 ! today's joke At Easter, Kuba went to visit his sister and her family. When he arrived, his youngest nephew, six-year-old Toník, was helping his mother bake Easter pastries.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260405t203216372z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260405t203216372z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 20:32:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAGqLeWgYyvJvoruskdHrWF1CJvkfLePdqvSgknjfBR2wB7MY4Q321ckK7pWTmpiMLBhpA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 4 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today Little pond🇬🇧 Dnes Rybníček🇨🇿 today's joke A lady at the market asks the market woman: 'How much do these eggs cost?' and the market woman replies: 'These here are 3 crowns and the cracked ones]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260404t193714095z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260404t193714095z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:37:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2xWZoThYTZxZwQuXps2P4FHF2yGJKotsU7hn3tgf?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Afternoon Run]]></title><description><![CDATA[🏃221.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 3.3km run, that lasted for 20 minutes. This run helped tom45p burn 221.0 calories. Description from Strava: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ If you would like to check out this activity]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-176853/@tom45p/17966110627-7963972923</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-176853/@tom45p/17966110627-7963972923</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-176853]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:04:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 3 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today Rudolf's Spring🇬🇧 Dnes rudolfův pramen🇨🇿 today's joke A Trabant is driving, and suddenly it runs out of gas. The driver stops and waits for someone to tow him. A driver in a Škoda 120 stops and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260403t210025898z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260403t210025898z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 21:00:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAGqLeWgYyvJvoruskdHrWF1CJvkfLePeVkk6EZDBwJ866H1y62CSeY84vCD2bMdzEYwVE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Afternoon Ride]]></title><description><![CDATA[🚴240.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 7.78km ride, that lasted for 31 minutes. This ride helped tom45p burn 240.0 calories. 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"Some bunch of idiots mistook me for a girl!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260402t204740896z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193552/@tom45p/actifit-tom45p-20260402t204740896z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193552]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tom45p]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 20:47:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDi2dpfdR4vSNtsdnvRayoFgFy3kEhQrNEq8B7cwE5m?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>