It is one of the most hilarious incident that took place a few days ago with me.
I remember very well , I was studying a book related to How One Should Talk To Others and then I heard a know on the door.
It was my Brother , who told me how he managed to impress his crush and that he was going to date.
At first I was really surprised to hear that but later I got why she accepted his proposal ( actually my brother recently became a soccer star of his school team ) , so it was obvious for any girl to date with him now.
Then we started talking about all dating stuffs and what girls like , even though I am single I know a lot about girls, I guess.
We were basically talking about a girl's happy side and sad side , means how one can understand whether she is happy or sad.
Suddenly my brother's phone started ringing......... My brother became excited and started shouting ," It's HER!! It's HER!!".
He started chatting. I also became busy with my studies.
Again someone knocked. It was my dad.
MY JERK BROTHER TURNED TOWARDS ME AND SAID ," BROTHER TODAY I AM GOING TO GET A PUSSY!!".
The words struck me like a dagger. I felt like someone stabbed me . Dad heard everything. Everything .
After seeing father standing puzzled in room , he was feeling the same and I understood that. Very Well.
Dad turned to me and asked in a puzzled tone," What actually is a PUSSY ? ".
At first , his question confused me and then I got the whole matter.
We are a middle class Indians and my dad is not familiar with many English words cause his business is limited to Hindi language and therefore that word was not very common.
My brother and I both took a breath of relief . But still we needed to answer his questions.
Before he could have asked the question once again I screamed ," DAD! PUSSY MEANS A PUSSY CAT. "
He still looked confused. He said ," Don't we add 'cat' at last , but he said just 'pussy' ...... "
My brother said ," SWAG DAD !! SWAG!! "
" One another question - Don't your mom hate pussy cats ? Then how will you get one to keep in house? " asked my Dad.
" Ohh !!! Mom don't like pussy cat ? Ok , then plan cancelled " replied my brother.
My father looked content and then went downstairs. My brother and I looked each other and then we burst into laughter. It was really such a mess and we managed so easily .
WE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OVER......BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING....
Then about an hour later , the house bell rang. My father answered the door and It was Mrs. Sharma , our neighbour . She is a good looking woman and most importantly my brother's English teacher . She came to ask help from my father in some matter related to bank . My father told her the necessary things and then my mother came and a good conversation started .
We were not paying attention to anything going on downstairs but suddenly I heard my father say something which was the word " PUSSY " . It was so sharp and clear that I was sure I heard that only.
I went near the staircase dragging my brother and we both stood there and started hearing the conversation.
Mrs Sharma : What ! Can you repeat once again .
Dad : I was thinking about your pussy all the time. I have seen many pussy but yours....... is really Great!!! It really one in thousand. I think that everyone should have a pussy like you. I also want one but my wife will not allow . When you went for vacation I missed it so much.
Mrs Sharma : Are you talking about ' Tiara ' ( Her cat ) ?
Dad : Yes . Avinash ( my bro ) told that it is a swag to call pussy cat just pussy.
Mrs Sharma then thanked my dad and went home. My brother got so afraid that he was shaking with fear.
The next day he got a very good scolding in school .
THIS IS ONE OF MANY HILARIOUS INCIDENT . I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED READING IT.
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