<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 03:24:12 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@totalfloat/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Turmoil: Dow's Biggest Point Rout Since Lehman; Bonds, Bitcoin Crash (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rough week in politics. Deep state up to their tricks. With the memo released. Show the mark of the beast. Close the DOW down 666!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/turmoil-dow-s-biggest-point-rout-since-lehman-bonds-bitcoin-crash-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/turmoil-dow-s-biggest-point-rout-since-lehman-bonds-bitcoin-crash-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2018 21:47:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[House Passes Tax-Reform Bill - 12 Republicans, All Democrats Vote Against (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[The left and the right are torn. How to implement tax reform. Fuck the right and the left. Taxation is theft! I am full of contempt and scorn.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/zerohedge/@totalfloat/house-passes-tax-reform-bill-12-republicans-all-democrats-vote-against-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/zerohedge/@totalfloat/house-passes-tax-reform-bill-12-republicans-all-democrats-vote-against-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[zerohedge]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 19:54:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Vigilant Fred (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Always vigilant Fred. Who had eyes in the back of his head. Couldn't make a decision. With posterior vision. So he walked in a circle instead.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@totalfloat/vigilant-fred-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@totalfloat/vigilant-fred-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2017 19:57:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Another Mika Meltdown: Trump Is Morphing Into A "Dictator Or Someone Who Is Not Well" (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Listen to this with a grin. Zbignew's putrid offspring. New World Order eureka! That dingbat named Mika. Co-host of "Morning Joe Stalin".]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/another-mika-meltdown-trump-is-morphing-into-a-dictator-or-someone-who-is-not-well-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/another-mika-meltdown-trump-is-morphing-into-a-dictator-or-someone-who-is-not-well-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 00:20:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["Due To Popular Demand" Goldman Starts Covering Bitcoin (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today the cryptos crashed. People sold, and went into cash. Goldman Sachs said to sell. The squid straight from hell. Must be adding to their Bitcoin stash.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/due-to-popular-demand-goldman-starts-covering-bitcoin-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/due-to-popular-demand-goldman-starts-covering-bitcoin-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2017 20:49:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[(VIDEO) A Warning: The Time To Dump The Dollar Is NOW (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[His dick is out on a limb. A chick with a dick is a shim. In the nooks and crannies. Watch out for the trannies. Is the dollar no longer king?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/finance/@totalfloat/video-a-warning-the-time-to-dump-the-dollar-is-now-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/finance/@totalfloat/video-a-warning-the-time-to-dump-the-dollar-is-now-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[finance]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 18:31:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eJN1Pi2fLLoWEHNmJRSeaNDbBwqzWi7NaMt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How BitCOiN Bubble Happens (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[In one month my investment doubled. But I'm stupid with a head full of rubble. I am a rockhead. Should I buy silver instead? This guy thinks Bitcoin's a bubble.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@totalfloat/how-bitcoin-bubble-happens-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@totalfloat/how-bitcoin-bubble-happens-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 18:03:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e3Uc71E1hy7ydZzSYo8JgLay3mgoZ4SR7LJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cassetteboy vs Theresa May (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Political hacks destroy. Us plebs from having joy. Forget the election. Stroke your erection. And listen to Cassetteboy!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/cassetteboy-vs-theresa-may-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/cassetteboy-vs-theresa-may-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 17:46:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eM8HFfWnMHQrSdt1guWhdJ8hEdpaTGAWtk6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[After Legalizing Weed, Unemployment In Colorado Has Collapsed To Record Lows (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Colorado has legalized weed. Once high, a stoner needs feed. Along with champagne. Pork-fried rice and lo mein. Potheads are working indeed!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/after-legalizing-weed-unemployment-in-colorado-has-collapsed-to-record-lows-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/after-legalizing-weed-unemployment-in-colorado-has-collapsed-to-record-lows-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 01:44:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Letters From Venezuela: This Is What Life Is Really Like In A Post-Collapse Society (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[When everything in life is for free. Motivation is lacking you see. Socialism works great. But has only one fate. A breakdown of society.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/letters-from-venezuela-this-is-what-life-is-really-like-in-a-post-collapse-society-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/letters-from-venezuela-this-is-what-life-is-really-like-in-a-post-collapse-society-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 01:22:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Was CNN Caught Staging Fake News? Network Trots Out Anti-ISIS Muslims In Scripted Outrage After London Attacks (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch CNN if you choose. It's not for me, I refuse. If you brain is encrypted. You can't see this is scripted. It's 100% fake-news.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/was-cnn-caught-staging-fake-news-network-trots-out-anti-isis-muslims-in-scripted-outrage-after-london-attacks-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/was-cnn-caught-staging-fake-news-network-trots-out-anti-isis-muslims-in-scripted-outrage-after-london-attacks-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2017 14:58:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Millennials Seek "Generic Father Figure" For Backyard BBQ On Craigslist (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[This story is so fucking sad. It came from a Craigslist ad. Please take a glimpse. Of these limp-wristed whimps. Who are seeking a substitute dad.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/millennials-seek-generic-father-figure-for-backyard-bbq-on-craigslist-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/millennials-seek-generic-father-figure-for-backyard-bbq-on-craigslist-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2017 13:22:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bizarre Trump Midnight Tweet Sparks Twitter Trolling, Bewilderment, Mockery (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Between black and white is grey. When naked, you’re on display. Sooner or later. An alligator. Will process you into covfefe. ]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/bizarre-trump-midnight-tweet-sparks-twitter-trolling-bewilderment-mockery-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/bizarre-trump-midnight-tweet-sparks-twitter-trolling-bewilderment-mockery-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2017 01:06:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA['This is vile and wrong': Kathy Griffin (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Confusion is starting to show. Once thin is now fatso. Breath out then breath in. There's Kathy Griffin. Who sunk to an all time low.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/this-is-vile-and-wrong-kathy-griffin-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/this-is-vile-and-wrong-kathy-griffin-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2017 00:35:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tiger Woods Arrested For DUI (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Driving through rich neighborhoods. Made a stop for some package goods. Golf clubs in the trunk. At the wheel drunk. He once was great Tiger Woods!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/tiger-woods-arrested-for-dui-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/tiger-woods-arrested-for-dui-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2017 21:59:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Millions Of Americans Just Got An Artificial Boost To Their Credit Score (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man is happy once-blown. A hooker unpaid will moan. It could not be clearer. Can you fog a mirror? Than you qualify for a loan!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/millions-of-americans-just-got-an-artificial-boost-to-their-credit-score-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/millions-of-americans-just-got-an-artificial-boost-to-their-credit-score-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2017 21:47:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["This Market Is Crazy": Hedge Fund Returns Hundreds Of Millions To Clients Citing Imminent "Calamity" (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I scream at my screen with profanity. At market valuation insanity. Expecting a crash. A fund returned all its cash. In advance of a market calamity!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/this-market-is-crazy-hedge-fund-returns-hundreds-of-millions-to-clients-citing-imminent-calamity-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/this-market-is-crazy-hedge-fund-returns-hundreds-of-millions-to-clients-citing-imminent-calamity-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2017 21:40:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Three Leakers Of Classified White House Information Said To Be Identified, Expected To Be Fired (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Fake news is not for truth-seekers. A naked group running are streakers. Naked or dressed. To keep intel suppressed. Trump will fire three leakers.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/three-leakers-of-classified-white-house-information-said-to-be-identified-expected-to-be-fired</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@totalfloat/three-leakers-of-classified-white-house-information-said-to-be-identified-expected-to-be-fired</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2017 21:31:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Shari'ah-Compliant Crypto Gold: Could Islam Be Preparing For A New World Reserve Currency? (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[The muslim world is giant. Muslims are also defiant. Their names are funny. They want honest money. That's also sharia-compliant.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/zerohedge/@totalfloat/shari-ah-compliant-crypto-gold-could-islam-be-preparing-for-a-new-world-reserve-currency-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/zerohedge/@totalfloat/shari-ah-compliant-crypto-gold-could-islam-be-preparing-for-a-new-world-reserve-currency-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[zerohedge]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2017 01:21:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bitcoin Is Crashing (Again), (a limerick)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bitcoin is crashing again. It's crashing less in Yen. It's bought for less fees. When you're Japanese. Can I get a Bitcoin amen?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@totalfloat/bitcoin-is-crashing-again-a-limerick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@totalfloat/bitcoin-is-crashing-again-a-limerick</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[totalfloat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2017 20:11:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>