<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 04:39:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@triggercurtis/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Flirt-Tip #519]]></title><description><![CDATA[From a scale to "Fuck you" and "Fuck me"... Where am I?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/flirt/@triggercurtis/flirt-tip-519</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/flirt/@triggercurtis/flirt-tip-519</guid><category><![CDATA[flirt]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 16:47:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Phonecall to mom:]]></title><description><![CDATA["Mom, don't freak out! But i am in the hospital!" "Josh, shut up. You can't make me freak out anymore... you are a doctor for almost 6 years now..."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/puntime/@triggercurtis/phonecall-to-mom</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/puntime/@triggercurtis/phonecall-to-mom</guid><category><![CDATA[puntime]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2017 17:48:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Motivational Fact:]]></title><description><![CDATA[A lightning Strike don't want to hurt you. He just wants to give you more energy than you need :) ♥]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/love/@triggercurtis/motivational-fact</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/love/@triggercurtis/motivational-fact</guid><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2017 12:41:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Question Time]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why is my nose running, but my feet smell?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@triggercurtis/question-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@triggercurtis/question-time</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2017 12:35:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Books are tattooed dead Trees.]]></title><description><![CDATA[#full_emo]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@triggercurtis/books-are-tattooed-dead-trees</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@triggercurtis/books-are-tattooed-dead-trees</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 21:54:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pun-Time:]]></title><description><![CDATA[Instead of forgetting your Dogs and Children in your car it would be convenient to forget your Chicken in your Car Because you'd get some nice roast chicken after your shopping.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/roastchicken/@triggercurtis/pun-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/roastchicken/@triggercurtis/pun-time</guid><category><![CDATA[roastchicken]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 11:47:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Answer this question:]]></title><description><![CDATA[A General, a Soldier and a Prisoner are in a Yard. The General commands the Soldier to shoot the Prisoner. Who has the most power? The General (who has the authority) The Soldier (who has the gun) The]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@triggercurtis/answer-this-question</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@triggercurtis/answer-this-question</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 01:09:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My First Picture!]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/holi/@triggercurtis/my-first-picture</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/holi/@triggercurtis/my-first-picture</guid><category><![CDATA[holi]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[triggercurtis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 01:04:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/yX2kCPo1MLz1mgjSkUraTuUffrrs9obDGMKLiiTJPn7xctm4RUhSUATfqJuRsfZWHa3dUZ4iNTmSNjhVGJh12a9Nigm1C1SGWmxzMdvuNeRvbJ1Gj8boKZk5GPjJAFjbM4bQSB7bGWAYSMy96DgUmGAYd3pxG7AeDTjTcuWo6yLTfssn1U1YqNtioxEavN8jrqdhzGmHMis6Ca?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>