Are you in a bad mood? Does your life suck? Bored to death and just wanna have a few quick lulz? Then you better check out Jon Lajoie, a Canadian comedian, actor, rapper, singer, musician, and Internet celebrity from Montreal, Quebe . True, he is quite popular but if you ask me still quite under-rated and this is why I decided to make a post-advertisement about him, after including one of his songs in my Hawking post two days ago.
Warning: If you are the sjw kind of type that gets triggered by whatever than be warned. You are about to be bombarded with all kinds of racial, sexist, homophobic, ableist, you name it jokes.
In this post I will pay him a quick tribute by including my all time favorite videos from him. Probably I will forget a few, so make sure to check out his youtube channel, it's probably one of the most worthwhile things you will do in your miserable existence.
1. Show Me Your Genitals
This is the song that introduced me to the magical world of Jon Lajoie. I will abstain from commenting and just quote the best verse ever written in the history of music:
"E=MC Vagina"
This verse comes from the sequel of "Show Me Your Genitals", named "Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina". One of the few times the sequel is better than the original and hence a must watch too:
2. Hands Commercial (Jon Lajoie)
One of the few commercials that have actually convinced me to buy something! My life has been so much better since!
3. WTF Collective (1,2 & 3)
I challenge you to find a better parody for all these "my dick is bigger than yours and I fuck your momma" rappers. The music is epic and the lyrics simply hilarious. It took me quite a while to get these songs out of my head, they are so damn catchy and again a must watch:
4. Popsong
Backstreet who?
5. Monsanto Commercial
Monsanto doesn't look that bad now..Does it?
6. Not Giving A Fuck
Forget all theinspiration gurus. This is the best life advice you will ever get.
7. Pedophile Beards
Today they are also known as Hipster beards and still work pretty much the same. Combine them with the rapist glasses and you will be irresistible to women!
8. Being Gay Commercial
Tired of women? No worries, Jon has your back!
The End
Ok, I think I have given you enough material to love (or hate) this guy. If you did love him then make sure to help out with his kickstarter: