Jesus tries the "Second Coming" on Reddit, Steem, Twitter and Facebook.
Disclaimer : I was going to make a comic out of this, but after considering how much drarwing[sic] (aka time) would be involved and how unlikely it would be to receive many upvotes ... I give you text version! No offense to anyone or their religion, lighten up and smile, I think Jesus would!
Jesus post on Reddit
"Repent Sinners!"
Reddit replies ...
"downvote!" - "troll!" - "downvote!" - "perm banned!"
Jesus Tries Steem ...
"Repent my children!"
Steem replies ...
"downvote!" - "[img='LizardJesus.jpg']" - "someone's already posted the Bible here" - "You have earned $0.00"
Jesus Tweets ...
"Repent!"
Twitter replies ...
"#OMG, oppressive much?!" - "#RepentThis!" - "#SuckIt Jesus" - "#Unfollowed"
Jesus On Facebook ...
"Repent or feel my wrath!"
Facebook ...
"I have notified the authorities you terrorist!"
Drudge Report ...
"Man claiming to be Jesus waterboarded - dead at Guantanamo after issuing threats on social media."
The End
We'll see what happens. If it's received positively -- perhaps there will be a comic down the road ... a second coming of this if you will. ;)