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His famous moves are the chop move and his scissor moves. He is also a very fast player and with his speed he runs accross a lot of opponents.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/football/@umairasif/cristiano-ronaldo-skills-tricks-freestyle-in-training-2017</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/football/@umairasif/cristiano-ronaldo-skills-tricks-freestyle-in-training-2017</guid><category><![CDATA[football]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:22:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45dvCxgUZZPzgd3NPdUYWCUrZj86zJwmsqfTC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[KIDS IN FOOTBALL 2018 - FUNNY FAILS, SKILLS, GOALS]]></title><description><![CDATA[BEST KIDS IN THE WORLD ➨ funniest moments, bloopers, dribbles, warm up, fails, saves, tricks, crazy skills and goals]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/football/@umairasif/bellerin-strikes-late-to-rescue-arsenal-in-chelsea-thriller</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/football/@umairasif/bellerin-strikes-late-to-rescue-arsenal-in-chelsea-thriller</guid><category><![CDATA[football]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:15:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e35G8dkEQCjJuNi1tcvDWKRtgjQXEyYReri?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Vevo - Hot This Week: Dec. 22, 2017]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/song/@umairasif/vevo-hot-this-week-dec-22-2017</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/song/@umairasif/vevo-hot-this-week-dec-22-2017</guid><category><![CDATA[song]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:06:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e2iHg3dAnXnQjHhatxyFtkeqfRDYGUf9Ydc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[`Happy New Year for all’]]></title><description><![CDATA[Personal hi, Happy New Year for all! How the love, the joys, the friendships and the accomplishments are Olimpicamente gifts in 2018 Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/newyear/@umairasif/7qi1ue-inspirational-quotes-for-2018</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/newyear/@umairasif/7qi1ue-inspirational-quotes-for-2018</guid><category><![CDATA[newyear]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 13:59:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gbkvz1yNBypLpwUHBnasMpK1zSCzdCquwwZ3RTNXLovz3GMHd9JfTebYVniDCttQyBEPPjXq7aCT8frfkyjiingBHtJcWHNii3j2xCz5dAFJcNYRAE7nJgCUJKEsKTQ8932kvrGYUdMDfnvEbdd8hwmeW61CGSA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[`Happy New Year for all’]]></title><description><![CDATA[Personal hi, Happy New Year for all! How the love, the joys, the friendships and the accomplishments are Olimpicamente gifts in 2018 Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/newyear/@umairasif/happy-new-year-for-all</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/newyear/@umairasif/happy-new-year-for-all</guid><category><![CDATA[newyear]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 13:51:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gbkvz1yNBypLpwUHBnasMpK1zSCzdCquwwZ3RTNXLovz3GMHd9JfTebYVniDCttQyBEPPjXq7aCT8frfkyjiingBHtJcWHNii3j2xCz5dAFJcNYRAE7nJgCUJKEsKTQ8932kvrGYUdMDfnvEbdd8hwmeW61CGSA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Inspirational Quotes for 2018]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hope that the year is wonderful and prosperous for you. I’ve made a list of some awesome inspirational quotes for the new year to inspire you. I want you to ask yourself this… “If this was the best year]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/personal/@umairasif/inspirational-quotes-for-2018</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/personal/@umairasif/inspirational-quotes-for-2018</guid><category><![CDATA[personal]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 13:46:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Learn to Relax]]></title><description><![CDATA[Being able to learn to relax can be very important especially if you have a pretty stressful life. When you build up too much tension without being able to control or release it, overtime, you can develop]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/relax/@umairasif/learn-to-relax</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/relax/@umairasif/learn-to-relax</guid><category><![CDATA[relax]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 13:36:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZBB6yEfyCycmY5RHu3udHCvArQFyVQy5YvhUP3syCRFvAUTRX81gtjv2nAQsCi4EKue9aRVsFt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The world's fastest shark is no match for a sack of flaccid hagfish skin]]></title><description><![CDATA[What’s like a loose, slippery, yet surprisingly tough old sock? You guessed it: hagfish skin. These eel-like sea monsters are arguably some of the grossest creatures alive, and are best known for producing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/worlds/@umairasif/the-world-s-fastest-shark-is-no-match-for-a-sack-of-flaccid-hagfish-skin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/worlds/@umairasif/the-world-s-fastest-shark-is-no-match-for-a-sack-of-flaccid-hagfish-skin</guid><category><![CDATA[worlds]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[umairasif]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 13:27:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kws91ecJjkANAzfstp5ietJ4ACvk9NVTeY5aHzivS12bSm38H3Yw7EHnMGickFrDBHjyxdKThXMsa5QuDB5UdvyPkF8phrVpgP8gSRSpmuMwgaQciwsbaJox2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The weirdest, funniest, whackiest PopSci stories of 2017]]></title><description><![CDATA[It’s the most magical time of the year: that week between Christmas and New Years. 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