Living in a public yard could be fun. Fun if you can do amebo, quarrel and fight. But if you are "Jesu meek and lowly", worry not, your soul is required of thee.
Papa Simon, the jobless old cargo who does nothing but sit along and play draught with any willing males returning briefly for lunch breaks while counting the number of girls you came home with.
Mama Obinna, quarrel merchant. Sells spoilt fishes to unsuspecting customers and angry that the yard people don't patronize her. She sleeps with Papa Nneka when Mama Nneka goes to the village to process cassava.
Mama Uzo, Church, prayer, holy water and assistant God. She harass every girl who dares wear trousers, hair extensions and make ups, she prepares their place in hell. When she prays, she raises her voice and calls out the names of all her adversaries. Then, she sprays anointing water on every inch of space in the yard, including the clothes you just spread for sun.
Annabel, street! Professional Slay queen, Ms Eve Nicki Minaj Beyoncé Rihanna. Bleaching mistress, borrow borrow, exquisite car tester. She never flushes the toilet.
You see, the day all these impossible alliances sit on the table for you, find thee a new yard for the road is rough and narrow.
The Drama would be a big one to watch. You'd be like ewooooooooooo.