Whale Boobs = $26,000

#Whales have boobs. Do you stare at those? Nope.

But girls have boobs and you bobble-headed guys love to look at them. Oh, yes you do, tens of thousands of bucks worth to look at a single nice (whale-scaled) big pair of boobies right here on Steemit. I have no doubt that a few girls take a peek, too. And right here on Steemit, a few ladies have racked up (ha ha) piles of cash turning slightly to the left, then a little to the right. (Maybe a little bounce.)

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Oh, momma, thatsa nice-a!

Hey! You drifted off there, just *thinking* about boobs. I’m talkin’ here! This is serious so pay attention.

So. Where was I? Ohhhhh yeahhhh…. Ack! Now I’m thinking about…

Nononono! Cash and girls, the subject is CASH. Steemit cash to be precise.

A number of people have bitched and moaned about the stacks of #money raked in by a nice-looking babe with a superb rack. Tens of thousands worth of steem, apparently! Well, first off, they simply have nice boobs and you don’t. (They’re so nice to look at that guys are paying beaucoup steem for the privilege, but no one is paying money just to look at you. Awwww, you poor thing!)

This petty jealousy is not a good thing! Besides, you’d probably look kinda silly with some 40DDs under that wife-beater tank top. (Don’t even think about it, pal!)

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But there’s more. We steemians should be *thankful* that these babes grace us with their curvaceous time! Did you know that staring at boobs is a healthy thing? It’s true. Getting interested in life just because of a picture is enough to get your heart going, increase respiration, etc., etc., which is actually *good* for you.

So quityerbitchin’ and be thankful! These hot babes are saving your life, one hefty, luscious, round… um, ahhhh, oooooooooh…. Uh buh!?

These babes are saving your life one hefty, luscious boob at a time! So here’s a whopping big “Thank you” shout-out to all you hot babes! Keep it up! WAY up!

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