(1) "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
(2)"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."
(3) "I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."
(4) "Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision."
(5) "Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore."
(6) "If I were running 'The View', I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, I'd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.'"
(7) "It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"
(8) "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... And some, I assume, are good people.
"(9) "You're disgusting." - (To a lawyer who asked for a medical pump to pump breast milk for her baby.)
10) "I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
(11) "I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the Blacks."
(12) "Laziness is a trait in blacks."
(13) "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault."
(14)(While talking about 9/11) "I was down there, and I watched out police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down."
(15 ) "Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich."
(16) "Who knows?" – When asked if he would start a war with China as president.
(17) "An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
(18) "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."
(19) "A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don't have an advantage or this and that... if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black."
(20) "I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist."
