<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 04:56:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@vladasth/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes of today! A BLONDE & HER THERMOS]]></title><description><![CDATA[A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@vladasth/jokes-of-today-a-blonde-and-her-thermos</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@vladasth/jokes-of-today-a-blonde-and-her-thermos</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[vladasth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2019 18:07:54 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>