By John Podesta
Weaving through the mountains on a cross-country road trip with my wife, I was quite surprised to discover that — at least according to President Trump — I am the talk of the Group of 20 meeting.
Really? Everyone? I’ve been at my share of global summits, so I sort of doubt that. The world leaders certainly have more important topics to grapple with. To take one issue close to my heart: how to deal with the challenge of climate change now that the president has declared that the United States will be withdrawing from the Paris climate accord. Or how to deal with the leadership vacuum now that Trump has turned his back on our traditional allies in Europe and Asia.
Poor John Podesta just can't get a break from this whole Clinton email server with classified material on it. Maybe everyone at the G-20 is talking about you because of the wikileaks that show you're a sick twisted little man and you and your brother are into fucking disgusting stuff like spirit cooking.
I'm sure everyone is asking Trump when he's going to lock you and Hillary up for rigging the elections and taking bribes from the Russians. Putin probably handed Trump a whole briefcase full of documents showing you and Hillary got paid millions by the Russians in return for classified documents. If I were you I'd be look of a little shit shack in the mountains to hide in like Ted Kaczynski.
Do you know what they do to people like you in prison? It's not very pleasant.