It’s always best to be quiet around here because the more noise you make the longer your fingernails grow, and they grow very fast. Of course by being quiet your hair grows fast, and so you have to make up your mind quick: do you want very long hair or very long fingernails?
Fu Man Chu and Ming the Merciless may like long fingernails but I don’t, I prefer long hair, you can always tie it back or wind it around you to keep you warm, but long fingernails just get in the way.
And the faster you go the longer your legs become until you are going so fast you end up back where you started from with very long legs indeed.
And if you sit down for too long you spread out and the longer you sit the more you spread out until you can’t move at all. So you really do have to be careful around here.
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