Once in a tiny village, a goat named Chairman ruled the streets. Every morning he inspected vegetables, chased bicycles, and headbutted anyone wearing red socks.
One day, the villagers held elections. They chose a chicken named Madam Cluckles.
Chairman was furious.
At the victory speech, he charged toward the stage… slipped on a banana peel… and landed in the drum set.
The crowd cheered.
Madam Cluckles fixed her glasses and said, “Order! First law: Ban bananas near politics.”
Chairman became Minister of Grass.