Unless they involve a horse. Then they are hilarious!
On November 23rd, 53 year old Donna Byrd was charged with a DUI.
There was no motor vehicle involved. Only a horse and its rider.
Because this is an old story, it is hard to tell if Donna Byrd is the name of the horse or its rider.
I dug a little deeper and found that the world's oldest horse was 51 when it died so perhaps Donna is indeed the human. If so, that means that Mrs. Byrd was cited for a DUI while riding a horse.
Meanwhile, no-one in the town of Rock Ridge did a damn thing about this guy.
This is slightly less hilarious than the time Bill Murray was cited for a DUI in a golf cart. yes that Bill Murray. And it's true. http://www.golf.com/ap-news/bill-murray-drunken-driving-golf-cart