Please for the sake of Kittens, Babies, Dogs and the children:
Please make meaningless comments
Please post your links
Please follow4follow
Please say "nice post"
Please make friends
Please engage with others
Please self vote
Please rant
Please spam
Please make shit posts
Please engage however you like
Please nag the minnows
Please make people feel insecure about their quality
Please beg
Please talk about Pizzagate and Conspiracies
Please make 10,000 word posts
Please buy votes
Please
Why ask why?
*This is my investment too and I think greed, traffic and having fun on social media are good things.

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Edit:
If commenting is difficult, just use mute to handle No need to downvote or get upset. Easy to handle content you don't like while allowing others to use the site freely.