<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:19:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@whymonkey/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Introducing TrustDice.Win - A BTC, ETH, USDT, EOS+ Faucet (Every 6 Hours!)]]></title><description><![CDATA[What's better than working for crypto? That's right, not working for crypto! Introducing TrustDice.win a free faucet for various cryptocurrencies and tokens which you can claim every six hours. Currently]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@whymonkey/introducing-trustdice-win-a-btc-eth-usdt-eos-faucet-every-6-hours</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@whymonkey/introducing-trustdice-win-a-btc-eth-usdt-eos-faucet-every-6-hours</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2019 03:27:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVJ2SVhDmmumdPfnVEcahMce9nMwwksSDdRvRizEGjX64FXNXCzVMfY2DbaczzfHLhoFX6pt38EqghhXz9PHm5gEDjKaqS3DCkTLda9BBGkvpPgW1Qz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Casey's Party, a Short Story]]></title><description><![CDATA[The year is 2324. The 18th of October. Casey Gray was almost 200 years old, today. Well, 199 years, 11 months and 29 days to be exact and he had just arrived home from his doubles tennis match where he]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/casey-s-party-a-short-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/casey-s-party-a-short-story</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2019 01:19:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxsTkPYAARp78o5cJA1o6Chv9x98TzCFT6v5FqR3r3j8jXFwmrrM9qrocDka7iDtdL7QEK3qGLBmzLHvurEkVomDrwZDPyni14UN554V1Z6W1jVaySkoiZdddbs2j3tYm3gKaofx8Qyt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life is Like a Monopoly Game, an Essay on Property]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life is like a monopoly game. At the start some are blessed with luck at the throw of the dice, some are not. As the game begins, everyone focus on accumulating the largest amount of wealth and property]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@whymonkey/life-is-like-a-monopoly-game-an-essay-on-property</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@whymonkey/life-is-like-a-monopoly-game-an-essay-on-property</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2019 02:48:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNGWd7TzozjPgq3rggennavDx3XPY35pEAVnpwfDAYHjsp6Sz7BQ1DyhJGqhWUuvhwGzDtecAt1rqUZ4H6BPe6FnVm3XDkVowKv9Gzqh4Fobqggv8iqLXCDJroWrG8qjouqoBiu2fGa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Broken Old Car (Amateur Poetry)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Another poem from lost sketch books from long ago. Raindrops tap the roof of this broken old car hail rocks on my conscience leaving bruises and scars / The hands of the wristwatch have but laid down the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/broken-old-car-amateur-poetry</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/broken-old-car-amateur-poetry</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2019 01:34:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKd9GJ4T6rkBdeqZw1coQAaQyCUzUF4FozBvW77rjXWi3rCpN6g22aNLw7Aaou3JijPczjnpDdWvUMXEfNrer3tBdXFbypG3wPnCV58BvRVX6uafXgTgqJErUEd1iE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Audio Production Pro-Tips: Using EQ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pro-Tips for Working with an EQ: Let me start by STRESSING that Equalization should be done at the RECORDING STAGE first and foremost. Herewith lays the grand mistake of the amateur producer. If you record]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/audio/@whymonkey/audio-production-pro-tips-using-eq</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/audio/@whymonkey/audio-production-pro-tips-using-eq</guid><category><![CDATA[audio]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2019 01:38:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kwSZ9Gw15LFL3aMdhmgmBBFMpDJregpdP329TGFqdDRCnYoj9qS1h7g77QWeDaWYGcnUT8NbzTgkBAcbAxNmakVhn7yjcWmaCkEPuan8QZJRMW99b73Qeu2YgTHJ33iPgQWLwT4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life After Death (Amateur Poetry)]]></title><description><![CDATA[As I flip the pages backward I find it hard to believe All those old chapters All the plays we have lived What is life if not a giver And then again the greatest thief If you cannot stop the water clock]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/life-after-death-amateur-poetry</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/life-after-death-amateur-poetry</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2019 00:57:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm3sWQK3HKkuAMedF1JSX7yKgEqYjnyTKPwrcw5aGWH3Uim8Zp6TG53WpFPmVVMWzzBAucYhdzXqwdUAkTKtiswzsKwh1zokqDDTzsVLDMHk5i5Wh15YrRaxHAYaMmwk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Room Of White (Amateur Poetry)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Riding the crest of a sugar high Locked inside a room of white The PA calls my name And I stay the same. No change / A thousand TVs that make no sound Pacified and bound We remain Entertained How do you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/room-of-white-amateur-poetry</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/room-of-white-amateur-poetry</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Oct 2019 02:09:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kwSZ9Gw15LFL3aMdhmgmBBFMpDJregpdP329aF8t7X2eWokEuE8RaKZt1Fy6jiYHQ6SAy5iwSaNFjFxHwqTZi4vNvDcgr6T2ZtkqGLmkeopkEAL8kTtoGvzuFk9FCxNKZPYhqWe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Square One, A Short Story]]></title><description><![CDATA[“I miss food...”, Gil complained, more to himself than to the people in the room. “I mean real food, not this protein survival bullshit…” he added, scooping some of the yellow goo and inspecting it as]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/square-one-a-short-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/square-one-a-short-story</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2019 01:14:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kwSZ9Gw15LFL3aMdhmgmBBFMpDJregpdP328nqAgpgoKCcPFh3S2CaZLojaSFa592HCsGMbpdyJHMnpdRRpFfumPAGjo9jb1nWeu1nBp5n8AgSzgngZkaq2jRSRLvsw3jWCEwBt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The King He Called Me]]></title><description><![CDATA[The king, he called me A coiled word on raven’s wings Out of a city where soot Veils yet darker things / Then and there I bent the knee Even though my heart was light And an old fool´s dream Bought me]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/the-king-he-called-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@whymonkey/the-king-he-called-me</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2019 14:02:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCXUWJECrZbvn1NMPj1oFGUo3gYfF3NNPRD9UPvqo5yom5AAmtjz1etJNAvoQsbVTageveo9M3T9KhRzCsJn7ntRhy3QzNy5DrXKTBqVHcSAFozVQE1nEgLi2Nsizz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Habitat, A Dystopian Novel - Chapter I]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter I There it was again, that buried sound that made the ground throb. Elon could swear it was getting louder with each passing season. Stronger, closer. [...] Elon was furiously typing away, pausing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/the-habitat-a-dystopian-novel-chapter-i</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/the-habitat-a-dystopian-novel-chapter-i</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2019 03:37:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/TZjG7hXReeVoAvXt2X6pMxYAb3q65xMju8wryWxKrsghkLQ7mMkHHFvFjYJ4UmGg2FYbquwqPhSHu6h5YS8kv9x9exWJjd9cpkffbm1vmAuyPJ1cjVVaX4u1aLdSh6Hfsf8uxHzvBbAJ7Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Habitat, A Dystopian Novel - The Prologue]]></title><description><![CDATA[Prologue “It’s always dark down here. Always has been. 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The light descending from the moon was dim, but not dim enough to hide the shadows that danced all around. Suddenly a screeching sound from some creature]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/you-never-saw-it-coming-a-short-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@whymonkey/you-never-saw-it-coming-a-short-story</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2019 03:33:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFVtpM8rCsJzDgecVMtkz4jpzBsszXjhqan9weEqbuazK7GBBGQ8Y5YgtGVWqxmUJxbW7RC2QKZS7Gjp1m2uUcNHJGau4k8s2Gdt1GE4ZQVSW9PpJNmd1juyriVd4cTf58?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny Photos from China]]></title><description><![CDATA[Travelling in China is awesome! Sure the language barrier can be a bit of a bummer sometimes, but people are usually really friendly and down to Earth. So, buckle your seat belts and expect guide dogs!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@whymonkey/funny-photos-from-china</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@whymonkey/funny-photos-from-china</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2019 04:23:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3DLAmCsuTe3bV13dhrdWmiiTzq9WMPZDTkYuSGyZVu3GHrRbp5Q4xENHDY8VUNhwkQYrFipSZ2FzDRfixdXgMy3uwFLqM426vF1AFUUXyVMHiYZdHY6eLE62boHgL5ZLRW1aUVadPBy82otzBXvze6nKxG1T7Qi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A short Narrative introduction on Telegram #NEOLive]]></title><description><![CDATA[For those who don't know Narrative, here is a catch up of the Team's live session on 19 of September with the people at #NEOLive. These screenshots were captured and edit by me. Feel free to use them to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/narrative/@whymonkey/a-short-narrative-introduction-on-telegram-neolive</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/narrative/@whymonkey/a-short-narrative-introduction-on-telegram-neolive</guid><category><![CDATA[narrative]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2019 04:23:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJZWBXFXnbnQ1FtoZhRqrTWozhqoqWHpGmpmoFmZHqaAzqnNTrjWNXchTzML1dmzaxSkxvF11n5UqmJXWiyHKjVt2yT4SMP7KJSYSZxTdY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Dark Forest Theory - (Probably!) The Scariest Theory You Will Read]]></title><description><![CDATA[Before I go into the Dark Forest theory, I must explain the Fermi Paradox. The Fermi Paradox is a scientific contradiction between the high likeliness of other forms of life existing somewhere else in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/science/@whymonkey/the-dark-forest-theory-probably-the-scariest-theory-you-will-read</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/science/@whymonkey/the-dark-forest-theory-probably-the-scariest-theory-you-will-read</guid><category><![CDATA[science]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2019 05:03:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5ShzsKnKF7vppGeV6VN3m3GSDcLoRruAhMmifZtFSDkYScw9yJfrZMR8bQ3cv8dpA9hPEcrfkYWwKFw92BCb698Z6Qxt42JHPYotqZwVgnUHaVcSeWRQpkm6N1RpSKes2zYBVmPipsszjQZQgpCwxMiv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[18 Months to Save the Planet]]></title><description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, Science has recently contradicted the rather relaxed predictions that Climate Change should be tackled within the next 20-30 years. We have 18 months to adjust the sails of our plans to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/activism/@whymonkey/18-months-to-save-the-planet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/activism/@whymonkey/18-months-to-save-the-planet</guid><category><![CDATA[activism]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2019 06:52:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH7y64abU21Hv9N9GixWCrdHQiSTHzGNS5cuSL31SLGPJ9DDdaqxzhhVZz9PSbjantG345hvikv7TzwU3pVPXjXg3LiCQacn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Italian Region of Molise Pays you 24,000 Euros to Move There]]></title><description><![CDATA[In order to encourage the economical development and re-population of towns with less than 2000 people, the Italian Government has made available a total fund of EUR 488,510 for individuals or families]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@whymonkey/3muhwb-the-old-man-short-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@whymonkey/3muhwb-the-old-man-short-story</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:09:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/k75bsZMwYNtze9xHvT6xWCdz7q3QGD35ZKdaPpVrFksWkDHw21qHeGUSui5WyzX3sR2wPtZ4PZkENUmjNnPA85Udq7dg2we6MLbs6H9hLLv8woQ7zKaTUMwefbMu8o44uKgvo7u8kJG93TLWxuBSYZ6DLGDrYakva?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Old Man (Short Story)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jeremy Bottom had a very unique medical condition, which became rather a nuisance after quite a while: at some point he just stopped growing old. Just like that. And to make matters worse, this happened]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/short-stories/@whymonkey/the-old-man-short-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/short-stories/@whymonkey/the-old-man-short-story</guid><category><![CDATA[short-stories]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Sep 2019 14:38:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kwSZ9Gw15LFL3aMdhmgmBBFMpDJregpdP328j8GieWXmoxQXKxru9EPMWSkaVbtHW1XSYKEhY3UBFGcj11hoiYip3HHDa1tmzj3HR6fVkk72zW3L4utPMxmbFy5T3Kz3GgmhTCa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My cheetah blacklist. My apology to the Steemit community.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear Steemit Community, I was informed by Steemitcleaners that the same song shouldn't be reposted over and over, like I have been doing for the past months. The posts are too many to paste here, so assume]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@whymonkey/my-cheetah-blacklist-my-apology-to-the-steemit-community</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@whymonkey/my-cheetah-blacklist-my-apology-to-the-steemit-community</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2019 04:52:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why Monkey - Night in June]]></title><description><![CDATA[A song about a Summer night by the beach, just right for the end of Summer. Hope everyone has had a terrific time so far. Just a reminder: today is a very special day, lets hear it up for #climatestrike]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dsound/@whymonkey/20190920t031659100z-why-monkey-night-in-june</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dsound/@whymonkey/20190920t031659100z-why-monkey-night-in-june</guid><category><![CDATA[dsound]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[whymonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2019 03:17:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56ypW8nKyuTCiGuCrKudwvUB8RGYU7GdoczgXEtueN78ny2AeJoDJPLbfavpk8FB6KEpti5Y1ARfmPd2oGyMZb1HtsSEqZuYFX3C?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>