<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 13:49:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@wombstretcha/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[True facts]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/music/@wombstretcha/true-facts</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/music/@wombstretcha/true-facts</guid><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2018 23:29:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QD2aHbJiivbVZV6nAA4BJrX2xi1YbtwHs3bJV8y7bFmRkYm5RcZoyb2JEYV369fUnWk6a6t1Po2hpDuSgLbVLYe9NzmekbgpMuyJ4xX2VV5rPWzWreSr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[For Adults...]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@wombstretcha/for-adults</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@wombstretcha/for-adults</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2018 23:26:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGmLUYV7Q4NhUN7G3GN6KGWF3bFCLfUZQPsidmhW73VDbSJ2zG42EhR3ZUCtbCzHr6CFEjsJZSeF4au8LEMa1t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Overheard at a hardware store...]]></title><description><![CDATA[...from the next aisle over. Dude sounded pissed, too. Sizzler is serious business.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@wombstretcha/overheard-at-a-hardware-store</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@wombstretcha/overheard-at-a-hardware-store</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 05:13:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8nehRhNuuzuyhCG7fayJ6YjN54FcktZZ4KVRuv25i5WsyRvxfeegCKzEMeP16yrF2QZdUGw6SaM5craxRzQHyzpXdk6S?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The things we overhear.]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@wombstretcha/the-things-we-overhear</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@wombstretcha/the-things-we-overhear</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:44:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8negyXHr3BVv5oGeR7jNx3X7iuhciisQkLG2YrsCfMPimmWFU4cSTqdJMp4j9EaK1ikfKA29h7ZZCfY1cSWU82fq2s8a?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You and the Cap'n...]]></title><description><![CDATA[...make it hap'n!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/art/@wombstretcha/you-and-the-cap-n</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/art/@wombstretcha/you-and-the-cap-n</guid><category><![CDATA[art]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2018 01:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqDjcNutDMNVcgoNGaR7f9QsPBeUppKvjiFzao2gp4V6uwg5kjiP2RqsEjWgA5FPAsWnq9sEMvhHLvoLgospz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's the future hold?]]></title><description><![CDATA[What does the future hold for you? Well, as noted prognosticator Miss Cleo said, "de cards don' lie!" While that has nothing to do with astrology, and more to do with the fact that there is,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@wombstretcha/what-s-the-future-hold</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@wombstretcha/what-s-the-future-hold</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2018 03:54:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGe5PpskANLrc4sCdjUg2YVH3V1rUfjbbqgHNEAL3P7r5qEVAyPZJ8pA9NviBPQ8GRRgDxmYCiJaJtRFXka?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do we know the market, or what?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cat food and cat litter aisle, featuring coupons for decent savings when you purchase six bottles of wine. Yeah, they know what's up with the demographic here.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cats/@wombstretcha/do-we-know-the-market-or-what</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cats/@wombstretcha/do-we-know-the-market-or-what</guid><category><![CDATA[cats]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 22:46:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCiaxZmdb555hkjecmqomntNdRp7jg9zsSeS752rfskQFcGqrpbaoo3meu7ks71U5a6wQCZp4LKaW8rUTaYZeRJq3gWq21nJ3RE9TyLBjWUpGRUK5RauK2YPEYWwn6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Every day can feel like Doomsday.]]></title><description><![CDATA[With the recent change to the Doomsday Clock, it seems like we could use some other, similar but less dramatic, clocks in our lives. Hmm, I just might like this Steemit thing.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@wombstretcha/every-day-can-feel-like-doomsday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@wombstretcha/every-day-can-feel-like-doomsday</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 01:34:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8nehA7piVVdUx2MJvnPaPzyABcA9p8MALFTrcFaYe1HDvVq7n2snmvhVLj4vNvG1swG6khY1pK4wikViucbyU9NNcjPU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did you know?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Test post, old content (to me), new content for Steemit.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/juggalo/@wombstretcha/did-you-know</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/juggalo/@wombstretcha/did-you-know</guid><category><![CDATA[juggalo]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstretcha]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 23:50:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChTv2xRVhE8dP5gYXMeTTnjHMArdRsupY4aCaRDiGgBMFLz1UEivFSJHhWLv7YCSq8MoaspCneNcDCEGN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>