<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 08:06:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@wrongjohn/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Tea and biscuits]]></title><description><![CDATA[Image: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poem/@wrongjohn/tea-and-biscuits</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poem/@wrongjohn/tea-and-biscuits</guid><category><![CDATA[poem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wrongjohn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2018 19:43:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8t3d5gG8YxUrFtTrvhgCDjjN8jFs77zNNmUVmNZpryXNHLxY6HiwPeUSYzyx3GB2YY2PBxZnf82onrKkS9JgLqYcVKCPff6xppZhrNrGMozVe6feCfCVKYLJs8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to Drive the Perfect Getaway]]></title><description><![CDATA[Barry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. 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I need to you to pull your finger]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blockcorp/@wrongjohn/subject-could-you-please-confirm-your-deadline-by-10-30am</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blockcorp/@wrongjohn/subject-could-you-please-confirm-your-deadline-by-10-30am</guid><category><![CDATA[blockcorp]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wrongjohn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 22:35:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxvDZG9qYrsSvDqYeABF1GqkXYm2Ven9FHgaihfddmirFgcmx83HEww3TEETb4CNECF27U6NS8hGRGoF487iS2aBRwCf8mBopcmjFPv6oyiQ9PgNC2ZhiCJRpeSk9k2F2X243yVqoqTL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Cardboard Fort]]></title><description><![CDATA[Made this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/creative/@wrongjohn/my-cardboard-fort</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/creative/@wrongjohn/my-cardboard-fort</guid><category><![CDATA[creative]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wrongjohn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 17:26:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKdBnJaFeHnL3svQi9ZN2XzXDbzH7Wc9v5JSbSXArLMSDe3mEmDfbJkGoZYzciUxvJ3MnxpBJErHD1gNtemjKxavq2jURWgn7rQ8hfD9j28FQNhyU6RJoST7Ki8oRQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Don’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)]]></title><description><![CDATA[T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. 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