<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:22:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@xaqib/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[joke 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/joke-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/joke-5</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[xaqib]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2018 07:42:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Teacher :D]]></title><description><![CDATA[Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@xaqib/teacher-d</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@xaqib/teacher-d</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[xaqib]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:53:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Son & Dad]]></title><description><![CDATA[Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/son-and-dad</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/son-and-dad</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[xaqib]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:23:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke 4]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/joke-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/joke-4</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[xaqib]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:49:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gbkvz1yNBypLpwUHBnasMpK1zSCzdCr8EnQPn5LjuUAVcaXyBVRA2uMDgD6EsSTDD9D7og5ueLEq63jnCJZdX9EeKZFiuJKDcXZdcoSKEFmP6LSUEV5mNmTTDPXqT2XSrY1poyUP5BhZ9mYX1uGXTjaiAnM1S8n?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke no 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[Boy : where are you going now? Girl : for suicide.. 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The 1st guy gave him]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/joke</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[xaqib]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2017 07:50:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[santa claus]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/santa/@xaqib/santa-claus</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/santa/@xaqib/santa-claus</guid><category><![CDATA[santa]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[xaqib]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2017 08:49:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8DAuGnTQCLpunQuGfHnXTmxWbRQScCVGspXNWFwLmFbg9w3mXyUMFDJjHEeWQucacudRzxKtEftgTXFe7zTBsmivaPMBm3sCaBYbXKGLMo45RxodSDCXoQpMBf4YobkgHSp2JMax4fXgp9NtwqVgvrHebHovnrABAudofUgQepe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[just for laugh]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/jut-for-laugh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@xaqib/jut-for-laugh</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[xaqib]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2017 07:03:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8DAuGnTQCLpunQuGfHnXTmxWbRQScCVGspXNWFwLkaQtRAG3E5HiwfThpQs3jGmVszbdgLacpsNTeXDrYdeJJ3my36hXopReQ9ManFjqPQ3tynbocLas4V2HX42vnBzr9m3xneu1LZ9qkyWtR3tJCwEzopGT1ia9iMUBKirPj9G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>