I discovered this simple little trick to beating the Steem whales at their own game, here's how it works. What you do is you go to Bittrex and Poloniex, buy a FUCKLOAD of STEEM, and then send all of it in one transaction to your account dillbertpickles9921a5 (don't worry about spelling, you probably got it right). Then you go to the Steem Wallet and log in with your owner key and hit POWER UP, and you POWER THE FUCK UP SON.
Whales be mad.