"My advice is: stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong; remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked; the truth and a lie are not “sort of the same thing”; and there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza. Thank you." -Daria Morgendorffer
And she really sounds like Siri. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)