<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 08:30:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@zeteticzen/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Funny Quotes From Court Transcripts]]></title><description><![CDATA[  The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@zeteticzen/funny-quotes-from-court-transcripts</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@zeteticzen/funny-quotes-from-court-transcripts</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[zeteticzen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2018 01:47:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gravity Does Not Exist]]></title><description><![CDATA[There is no such thing as gravity, dielectric acceleration IS (so called) magnetic attraction and IS (so called) gravity. It is one and the same thing, the only difference is coherency. A magnet is a coherent]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/gravity/@zeteticzen/gravity-does-not-exist</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/gravity/@zeteticzen/gravity-does-not-exist</guid><category><![CDATA[gravity]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[zeteticzen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2018 01:32:15 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>