<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 21:14:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/aconteceu/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Dog]]></title><description><![CDATA[A caramel dog caught the attention of the internet when lying next to two suspects during a police approach by the Military Police, on Sunday (6), in Itaperuçu, in the Metropolitan Region of Curitiba.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@varneiguimaraes/cao-r8e6mx</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@varneiguimaraes/cao-r8e6mx</guid><category><![CDATA[aconteceu]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[varneiguimaraes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2022 03:14:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2Sao45kGEB1kRY9cJBFGQnrPp2qChGHkgVjzu1y6XFCd4yc3hJMEQiMxAmcxQfL2MrbMh7VkTrqcN9sZBqLy8k9Kam7S2XX1H4k1JCesDUPYtUvPXUrL6qE3urVgBiHfiy6dHefss69djsjtgKYKA45GnPYmRkXhAoagnnyTk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cão se deita]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cão de rua deita ao lado de suspeitos durante abordagem policial e foto viraliza Esse fato ocorreu em Curitiba no Paraná Um cachorro caramelo chamou a atenção da internet ao deitar ao lado de dois suspeitos]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-174578/@varneiguimaraes/cao-se-deita</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-174578/@varneiguimaraes/cao-se-deita</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-174578]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[varneiguimaraes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2022 02:44:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2Sao45kGEB1kRY9cJBFGQnrPp2qChGHkgVjzu1y6XFCd4yc3hJMEQiMxAmcxQfL2MrbMh7VkTrqcN9sZBqLy8k9Kam7S2XX1H4k1JCesDUPYtUvPXUrL6qE3urVgBiHfiy6dHefss69djsjtgKYKA45GnPYmRkXhAoagnnyTk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Aham. Vou fingir que acredito.
Apesar de que a história está cheia de  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Aham. Vou fingir que acredito. Apesar de que a história está cheia de exemplos como o povo russo clamando pela volta de Ivan, o Terrível, oferecendo um governo absoluto sem parlamento por seu sucessor]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/c8r447h671t160qiyachcw</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/c8r447h671t160qiyachcw</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2021 13:08:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[### Talvez a sala de aula fosse um zoológico. Vá lá se saber...![](htt ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Talvez a sala de aula fosse um zoológico. Vá lá se saber...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/2d461zs2jm1iv6abzss2ob</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/2d461zs2jm1iv6abzss2ob</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2021 20:21:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7PiPXAMdj9UuE6SsjvQJDHj5VpTTCNPrsNLpxJjnVPf8aDg9Q9k7K5hhYoxtzdNepMxQXufZ5ph17fjZDgvvw7UYwnj2Mk4Dpbc8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[No mesmo avião estavam o papa, Dalai Lama, a rainha Elisabeth...]]></title><description><![CDATA[No mesmo avião estavam o papa, Dalai Lama, a rainha Elisabeth, o primeiro ministro do Canadá, o presidente Biden e a Oprah Winfrey.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/3nd3prqwckzpomhtqlak1l</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/3nd3prqwckzpomhtqlak1l</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 19:03:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7PiPXAMdj9UuE6SsjvQJDHj5VpTTCMugtXxrtNDmoXEDNDc2eNMhnK5YoxjX6TjzmZ8imBGxms9kftY8kHA5j7MhwMd3Uh3YE4w2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[[Fanfic] Eleitores do Bolsonaro ameaçam "mãe de pet". ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Aconteceu de verdade. Eu estava lá e vi tudo. Eu era o relógio onde ela viu as horas.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fanfic/@fernandosoder/fanfic-eleitores-do-bolsonaro-ameacam-mae-de-pet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fanfic/@fernandosoder/fanfic-eleitores-do-bolsonaro-ameacam-mae-de-pet</guid><category><![CDATA[fanfic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2019 17:52:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBBQkN3tCkhE2EjPPNPEEY7rZsT4k8E4aPBLjjU4T3hN4b4jQMDfJ5BvCYFFDysNQWhQ8qbuf1JHTMeCN9UyhEQhETzAz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fanfics, Denúncias e outras "Histórias pra Boi Dormir".]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bruxaria protege de maníacos que tentam contratar atrizes pornôs ilegais com misto quente. Contra o machismo do mundo moderno, é preciso se proteger dos mistos quentes. Aconteceu: Aconteceu de verdade.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/27qdc8-fanfics-denuncias-e-outras-historias-pra-boi-dormir</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/27qdc8-fanfics-denuncias-e-outras-historias-pra-boi-dormir</guid><category><![CDATA[aconteceu]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2019 14:53:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBBQkN3tCkhE2EjPPNPEEY7rZsT4k8E4aPBLjjU4T3hN4b4jQMDfJ5BvCYFFDysNQWhQACWUnCRerxrci48hT28SgnCVk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Foi muito triste isso. Eu estava lá. Eu era o espelho retrovisor do carro.]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/foi-muito-triste-isso-eu-estava-la-eu-era-o-espelho-retrovisor-do-carro</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/foi-muito-triste-isso-eu-estava-la-eu-era-o-espelho-retrovisor-do-carro</guid><category><![CDATA[aconteceu]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 12:42:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBBQkN3tCkhE2EjPPNPEEY7rZsT4k8E4aPBLjjU4T3hN4b4jQMDfJ5BvCYFFDysNQWhQATJumJgzph23zniBK37B3FtEz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[O Motorista do Úber está sempre presente para ser coadjuvante de fanfic.]]></title><description><![CDATA[- Motorista, sabia que meu filho é gay? E sabia que eu tenho muito orgulho dele? - E eu com isso?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/o-motorista-do-uber-esta-sempre-presente-para-ser-coadjuvante-de-fanfic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/o-motorista-do-uber-esta-sempre-presente-para-ser-coadjuvante-de-fanfic</guid><category><![CDATA[aconteceu]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2019 20:48:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBBQkN3tCkhE2EjPPNPEEY7rZsT4k8E4aPBLjjU4T3hN4b4jQMDfJ5BvCYFFDysNQWhQALM2YXKV5AcSjY5hDcnVTjoiv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ela teria vergonha se o pai fosse pedreiro]]></title><description><![CDATA[Primeiro ela começou assim: Depois ela tentou se explicar: E no final parecia uma fanfic envolvendo até suicídio por causa do Twitter.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/ela-teria-vergonha-se-o-pai-fosse-pedreiro</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/ela-teria-vergonha-se-o-pai-fosse-pedreiro</guid><category><![CDATA[aconteceu]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2019 20:36:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBBQkN3tCkhE2EjPPNPEEY7rZsT4k8E4aPBLjjU4T3hN4b4jQMDfJ5BvCYFFDysNQWhQ9NtELUjaQFRiLsXtZu892QZC2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mais uma fanfic]]></title><description><![CDATA[É verdade essa fanfic. Eu era o neonazista careca e também a viatura policial.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/5m8mvh-mais-uma-fanfic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/aconteceu/@fernandosoder/5m8mvh-mais-uma-fanfic</guid><category><![CDATA[aconteceu]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2019 20:27:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBBQkN3tCkhE2EjPPNPEEY7rZsT4k8E4aPBLjjU4T3hN4b4jQMDfJ5BvCYFFDysNQWhQ9NZBPEAmbzm2Vv3E6kzGQHPre?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Aconteceu de Verdade. Eu era um dos livros de direito constitucional que a criança de 5 anos estava lendo.]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/pt/@fernandosoder/aconteceu-de-verdade-eu-era-um-dos-livros-de-direito-constitucional-que-a-crianca-de-5-anos-estava-lendo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/pt/@fernandosoder/aconteceu-de-verdade-eu-era-um-dos-livros-de-direito-constitucional-que-a-crianca-de-5-anos-estava-lendo</guid><category><![CDATA[pt]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 20:46:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBBQkN3tCkhE2EjPPNPEEY7rZsT4k8E4aPBLjjU4T3hN4b4jQMDfJ5BvCYFFDysNQWhQ8JPkxaDW8W5qoxC2SX6fmU8o8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Acredito muito.]]></title><description><![CDATA[| In meme we trust]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@fernandosoder/re--memestagram-20190716t183625129z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@fernandosoder/re--memestagram-20190716t183625129z</guid><category><![CDATA[memestagram]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2019 18:36:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnHrEtrJpfYyDbVjc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>