<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 00:55:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/akpos/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@josephonyedika/4rljpm-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@josephonyedika/4rljpm-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[josephonyedika]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2018 06:11:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@josephonyedika/jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@josephonyedika/jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[josephonyedika]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2018 06:03:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Akpos jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lol...... Very true]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@josephonyedika/akpos-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@josephonyedika/akpos-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[josephonyedika]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 16:24:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKdBnJaFeHnL3svQi9ZN2XzXDbzH7Wc9u2MZiBU7XfKU8ve3kfPkhLJN7QM662WuF4FETynW4GeGkeKjGupTu5zLZnMHG8BTcQtdzZWRU9dTP49N5tC5hGgBHdQhkr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny son]]></title><description><![CDATA[Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a soft drink Akpos:- Coke or Pepsi? Father:- Coke Akpos:- Diet or regular? Father:- Regular Akpos:- Bottle or can? Father:- Bottle Akpos:- 500ml or 1liter? Father:- Damn]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/chainbb/@holycitycomedy/funny-son</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/chainbb/@holycitycomedy/funny-son</guid><category><![CDATA[chainbb]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[holycitycomedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2017 09:41:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/AmRc66cQpncS2jSKf9cRVSSTzuTVvo4QFeWtQMwp2axHTE3DQuNxfQaFqVGbQConRVZvkyWSRsCEgar5LsDPTupKGejdQ2w8GqCai8b5YDT8drFexTYF4fpMx6KxTyZZMpyYpkZWbba6dHhiqYHQarf7PQmbPM8r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[funnny joke]]></title><description><![CDATA[A rich man's son who was classmate to Akpos told him dat most adults are hiding at least one dark secret & dat this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,"I know the whole truth."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/chainbb/@holycitycomedy/funnny-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/chainbb/@holycitycomedy/funnny-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[chainbb]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[holycitycomedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2017 08:51:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[AKPOS THE IDIOT]]></title><description><![CDATA[The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his son: ​Son: Daddy who is an idiot? Akpos: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a way that another person who is listening can’t]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/akpos/@respectagency/akpos-the-idiot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/akpos/@respectagency/akpos-the-idiot</guid><category><![CDATA[akpos]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[respectagency]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2017 19:02:57 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>