<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 19:06:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/albundy/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg.
Peg : Why, no Al.
Al : Goo ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/xpmb4rjkoa04851wce4j6a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/xpmb4rjkoa04851wce4j6a</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2020 09:57:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kid: "I want my mommy!"
Al: "So does your dad's brother." Posted via D ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/6qmuuyp4ct1ldjupuhw1bm</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/6qmuuyp4ct1ldjupuhw1bm</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 06:01:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?"
Al: "Well I can't until you leave." P ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/y9j96qqmfogh4hs931pmbm</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/y9j96qqmfogh4hs931pmbm</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2020 14:29:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet.
Al: Peg I wouldn't r ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/0m7auv8ctqki6cdghs1b2g</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/0m7auv8ctqki6cdghs1b2g</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2020 06:33:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina."
Al: "Ballerina... ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina...ha ha...you sure are my nut cracker."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/yq70act2e3m9vjtlo9fp5z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/yq70act2e3m9vjtlo9fp5z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 18:49:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wi ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or..." Al: "B!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/putl007b1zo3geno24p77y</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/putl007b1zo3geno24p77y</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 18:32:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today?
Peg: No Al, you ha ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you haven’t! Al: Okay good.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/kwpie5ufbbog76axu647aa</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/kwpie5ufbbog76axu647aa</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2020 16:37:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: "Hi honey, did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet so far..." Po ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: "Hi honey, did you miss me?" Al: "With every bullet so far..."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/mebcygqbsizi3urtljav54</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/mebcygqbsizi3urtljav54</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 16:44:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?”
Al: “Possibly from Pluto.” Pos ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?” Al: “Possibly from Pluto.”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/47in993ii33kyaaxjhaaqt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/47in993ii33kyaaxjhaaqt</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 20:03:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” 
Al: “Sorry ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” Al: “Sorry, ma’am but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/9fn73iqwgbjchv530a02lz</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/9fn73iqwgbjchv530a02lz</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 20:12:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” 
Al: “Well, you wouldn’t ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” Al: “Well, you wouldn’t say that if I came with a medium fries and drink. You know medium: the size between small and you.”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/70iqivwwhx4owcht5of7q3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/70iqivwwhx4owcht5of7q3</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 18:45:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman: “How dare you say that to my face?” 
Al: “Well, I would say it  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Woman: “How dare you say that to my face?” Al: “Well, I would say it to your back but my car’s only got a half a tank of gas!”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/f9vos1ogy20zghpdpe6uph</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/f9vos1ogy20zghpdpe6uph</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 17:56:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If Al Bundy Were Around Today....]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh Al. How your humor is missed. Thank goodness for memes that say exactly what you would have said if faced with the situation we're in today. And Peggy.... Well, you know. Thanks for laughing and Happy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@inalittlewhile/if-al-bundy-were-around-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@inalittlewhile/if-al-bundy-were-around-today</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[inalittlewhile]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2020 17:06:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pGJc5U7EeGWGQ114BxXKAgyBNtRMvXFYPUzu6gDrFPzZQx3xepf2mUp1FYWdDvrByZCrnXUCdh6LhrBCyXFKbcazwJuhrfz1WfAJLYapTyyC1U?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Al Bundy's Best Insults]]></title><description><![CDATA[Man, I couldn't stop laughing here. What a great compilation.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/albundy/@bernardchapin/al-bundy-s-best-insults</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/albundy/@bernardchapin/al-bundy-s-best-insults</guid><category><![CDATA[albundy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bernardchapin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2019 22:58:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eN1KVtZc9YhzkKhGJbpd3cijKHJmCQXYFev?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mashup - Married With Children Meets Donald Trump]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mashup - Married With Children Meets Donald Trump ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@vkmtv/ma41jgnb</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@vkmtv/ma41jgnb</guid><category><![CDATA[dtube]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[vkmtv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2019 18:53:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCME4Ad28LuThgC4giznuQqZTdE8ZaEGXFcGhW1Hmy4TbwpabZ7GSbuKgoLEZEz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA["Married with children": the cult quotes of Al Bundy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Married to Children "is one of the favorite American television series of all time that is broadcast between 1987 and 1997. In it, the inexperienced Al Bundy struggles to feed his family as a shoe]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/movies/@krisii/married-with-children-the-cult-quotes-of-al-bundy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/movies/@krisii/married-with-children-the-cult-quotes-of-al-bundy</guid><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[krisii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2018 00:24:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWMGm4Xa2MvD5AT2bJsSA8F9WeC71v1s1fKfGkK9mMKuc3LcvF4KigbWg9UsrpEPGGHRZeXyEaHEKu6Mxqmupwp2MWJbeXCrkq1zaTEaCWsQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gambling Addiction Enabler]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@kid4life/gambling-addiction-enabler-zg1hbmlh-6gpv9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@kid4life/gambling-addiction-enabler-zg1hbmlh-6gpv9</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kid4life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2018 21:52:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/X37EMQ9WSwsRZNRMGAzrNo4JqTFJB3QBBLK43nz7DxNc1DLLhGWUy29Kyxb42C1h2ZmhQfDwCxqNn5DwfBu3BfbpvZELXzoRJgWPo?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA["I care" by Al Bundy]]></title><description><![CDATA[When hooters jiggle around and I find nickles on the ground, I CARE When a mustang engine purs and the bathroom is not hers, I CARE When the pitcher is on the mound and the wife is underground, I CARE]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/albundy/@viciousbooks/i-care-by-al-bundy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/albundy/@viciousbooks/i-care-by-al-bundy</guid><category><![CDATA[albundy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[viciousbooks]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2017 00:39:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45ePdL3Agang3c6nYW1HsmzvARSs8KD2osrrS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[al bundy, the purtorican with the ass and an old lady]]></title><description><![CDATA[so I used to gave a 19yo purtorican girlfriend with a fat ass...if you've ever seen married with children youll get this. al bundy would walk around singing "this is a mans world". I used to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@captinevil/al-bundy-the-purtorican-with-the-ass-and-an-old-lady</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@captinevil/al-bundy-the-purtorican-with-the-ass-and-an-old-lady</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[captinevil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2017 14:27:24 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>