<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 07:36:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/altellsjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Weight Problem]]></title><description><![CDATA[A guy having a mid-life crisis decides he'd like to fit into his old jeans again. He improves his eating and exercise habits. Despite weeks of his best efforts, there's no apparent improvement. He supposes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/altellsjokes/@uklafur/the-weight-problem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/altellsjokes/@uklafur/the-weight-problem</guid><category><![CDATA[altellsjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[uklafur]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2016 20:28:12 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>