<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 04:10:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/andlotsofalcohol/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[If I Can Just.... - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some people work really well under pressure. They're cool as cucumbers, calm like the eye of the storm. link This is me trying to get out one more post before the end of the round I nominate @snoke and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jedi-won/if-i-can-just-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jedi-won/if-i-can-just-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-2</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jedi-won]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 04:24:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWFcbugCdRWoJdY4Eh1SeTWiBNqNzRgq5sT8g3NPRZaqLTCpW31LZCVRKQpZJxZZsLUkf7QBRLJJ5FZVBpAC3ivKQEf1gipuxm7DUpJwrSVi9NCgrsh2dd9G9hbGdn6T3YDkme?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>