<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 13:22:18 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/animalwriting/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Conversations With Bud]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bud: I want to go out. Now. Me: You were just outside. Bud: I can't remember. Open up. Me: I'm NOT your personal doorman. Bud: Could'a fooled me.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/2mjuz2-conversations-with-bud</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/2mjuz2-conversations-with-bud</guid><category><![CDATA[conversationswithbud]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sararmullis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 21:03:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVf3daX4wpEv6JewZcbgiXxqNZPRqZZGR3rVnwFcREwMjzX3Z4PxzzpJoHmXi2KY3tbV66FzuU2MbXUa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conversations With Bud]]></title><description><![CDATA[Me: Bud. You're sitting in my spot. Bud: Huh. Me: I'm serious. Move. Bud: People will think you are cruel if you shove me off the couch. Me: I'm the Human. It's MY couch. Bud: (silence) Me: I'll be over]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/c/@sararmullis/6tgppq-conversations-with-bud</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/c/@sararmullis/6tgppq-conversations-with-bud</guid><category><![CDATA[c]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sararmullis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 20:52:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVg11NejAxDZTNHXRZ5jFdAvKn3Pa6QjZR8bX8tuSPumDbQJZUuND8fmzqhyjd8ajAo33ht9CfAQUhnn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conversations With Bud]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bud: I'm hungry. Me: I just fed you. Bud: I'm hungry. Me: You are getting fat. Bud: I'm hungry. Me: You are NOT going away, are you? Bud: I'm STARVING. Me: (sigh) Do you want a cookie, Bud? Bud: If you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/3y8brc-conversations-with-bud</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/3y8brc-conversations-with-bud</guid><category><![CDATA[conversationswithbud]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sararmullis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 20:32:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVfArfbcWHz4HgH6DYYX1goRkT5Rbj8HTekSp4vq5PjaUojz16NByGMxDrSJFupHdbE65JKsRoaHLwjt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conversations With Bud]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bud: What was in there? Me: Ice. Bud: Why? Me: We were cooling off some drinks. Bud: Beer? Me: Yeah. Bud: I like beer. Me: I know. Bud: Why didn't I get any? Me: You're old. Beer's not good for you...you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/3qjmz6-conversations-with-bud</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/3qjmz6-conversations-with-bud</guid><category><![CDATA[conversationswithbud]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sararmullis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 20:20:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVg7AJ5xYyAmfKUmtkbbpoTpi3XPQKBXZ9kpffiQJKmdH481472jwbLc4MxeZdjZw6sBJbRZhfRhcv7Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conversations With Bud]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bud: Do you think there's a doggie dating service out there? Me: Why? Bud: I'm craving canine companionship. Me: There's already two other dogs in this house. Bud: What's you point? Me: You barely tolerate]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/conversations-with-bud</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/conversationswithbud/@sararmullis/conversations-with-bud</guid><category><![CDATA[conversationswithbud]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sararmullis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 20:06:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVepLEPZz5p4tZTNULfBuDrG8Qj89ezGXA6YPmJGtHQ7Tu9ekYsmaFU5JG8ZVDiGUaxBv5Eh3BaZWZKC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>