<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:51:50 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/badjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[MEMES METAFÍSICOS VIII // METAPHYSICAL MEMES VIII [[ESP/ENG]]]]></title><description><![CDATA[¿Y por qué no un poco de humor? El humor es necesario para alegrar un poco la vida miserable que tienen algunas personas, aunque también hay personas que sufren tanto que no tienen tiempo para el humor.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-174578/@ocatia/memes-metafisicos-viii-metaphysical-memes-viii-espeng</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-174578/@ocatia/memes-metafisicos-viii-metaphysical-memes-viii-espeng</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-174578]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ocatia]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2021 03:15:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/KWcVEiwEzuiGGuVCdrfpGYMYcNmGfRwEtfJ6ivuvj1n4W6LKqTUoBeRz1S3QNEUPGhWfjQvGkkofZEGYYe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[the problem with kleptomaniacs?]]></title><description><![CDATA[they always take things literally.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/the-problem-with-kleptomaniacs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/the-problem-with-kleptomaniacs</guid><category><![CDATA[badjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jes2850]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:07:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather]]></title><description><![CDATA[NOT screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/i-want-to-die-peacefully-in-my-sleep-like-my-grandfather</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/i-want-to-die-peacefully-in-my-sleep-like-my-grandfather</guid><category><![CDATA[badjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jes2850]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2020 15:21:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[what did the father buffalo say to his kid before he left for school?]]></title><description><![CDATA[bison!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/what-did-the-father-buffalo-say-to-his-kid-before-he-left-for-school</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/what-did-the-father-buffalo-say-to-his-kid-before-he-left-for-school</guid><category><![CDATA[badjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jes2850]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2020 15:13:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?]]></title><description><![CDATA[dam!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-swam-into-a-wall</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@jes2850/what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-swam-into-a-wall</guid><category><![CDATA[badjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jes2850]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2020 15:07:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["Joke" by RFY]]></title><description><![CDATA[What did the elephant say to the missionary??? Nothing. Elephants can't talk. (Ba dum tshhh! Thank you! I'll be here all week!) Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-103273/@richardfyates/whatdidtheelephantsaytot-2m65xww4012rby8qr21b0y37wx1556u7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-103273/@richardfyates/whatdidtheelephantsaytot-2m65xww4012rby8qr21b0y37wx1556u7</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-103273]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[richardfyates]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2020 15:13:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVJ2SVhBcaidGhL9CM2KMgQ1xhQXPV8ny6iQF93Z7kMLXRcsmS1qMSkqFr2rMEKX5EQZQbxn7daWrGbanseCsvEeUgunts442AhxVtaBqFszXns61Ft?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Once again -- I'm just dibbling and dabbling]]></title><description><![CDATA[I just finished a 15.0km cycle that lasted about 0hh:30mm:0ss !What do you give an experimental Tickle-Me-Elmo? A couple "Test Tickles!"Check out some detailed info at my EXHAUST pageJoin me]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@runburgundy/exhaust-cycle-1561476306</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badjokes/@runburgundy/exhaust-cycle-1561476306</guid><category><![CDATA[badjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[runburgundy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2019 15:27:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Pufd3b1W2k72oNTeZEobXJyAa8LZKsT8CuEywpTyEtGFB8QrxtJ6YtF8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's it like to be a man?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cinema and television, even in the children's genre, have perpetuated the idea that a sexually abused man can be, contrary to the female case, something enormously comical. Here's an excerpt from something]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lgbt/@imdifferent/what-s-it-like-to-be-a-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lgbt/@imdifferent/what-s-it-like-to-be-a-man</guid><category><![CDATA[lgbt]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[imdifferent]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:22:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gotta Love the Freakshow]]></title><description><![CDATA[The only card in the deck that represents the potent triple threat of being part Naga, part enrage, part retaliate and all parts destroyer of worlds, so much so that Al Gore is about to do a documentary]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@cryptkeeper17/gotta-love-the-freakshow</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@cryptkeeper17/gotta-love-the-freakshow</guid><category><![CDATA[steemmonsters]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptkeeper17]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 02:10:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQCnyCKmdR2HY16c9jCoRRR7VNBibWX64F8jxT5EnDsou4smMNQ7KoYhVMCeq8rTdtFamNk7oHG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : Married and Gave birth to Twins]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jono is married to her beloved girl, and after a year, his wife Jono is pregnant. One day, the wife began to contract, so Jono rushed to take him to the hospital. He held his hand as he tried to give birth.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-married-and-gave-birth-to-twins</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-married-and-gave-birth-to-twins</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2018 12:42:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : Gift for Wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[A husband is preparing a present for his wife's birthday, so the husband thinks, "I will buy my wife a luxury cemetery in San Diego Hills for her birthday." Well, you can imagine his wife's]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-gift-for-wife</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-gift-for-wife</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2018 10:46:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : Drunk Man at A Bar]]></title><description><![CDATA[Three people were sitting in a bar. A man came, drunk, sat at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw 3 people sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-drunk-man-at-a-bar</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-drunk-man-at-a-bar</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 02:45:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : A cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[A drunken man brought a cat home, then met his wife and said "Look ... this is a monkey from the forest." His wife said with a laugh, "That is a CAT .. !!" He said to his wife, "I'm]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-a-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-a-cat</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2018 03:15:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : The Best Sleep Drug]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jono, whose face looked exhausted, went to the doctor's office. Jono: Doctor, there's a dog around my house. They bark all day and all night, and I can not sleep for a while. Doctor: I have good news for]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-the-best-sleep-drug</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-the-best-sleep-drug</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:44:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes : Desire as an adult]]></title><description><![CDATA[A teacher asks the students in her class, "What do you want when you grow up?" Jono said, "I want to be a millionaire, go to the most expensive club, bring the best prostitute with me, then]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/jokes-desire-as-an-adult</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/jokes-desire-as-an-adult</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2018 09:54:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad joke : How To Deliver Bad News]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man answered a phone call from an emergency room doctor at a hospital. "Sir," the doctor explained, "Your wife has a serious car accident, I have bad news and good news." The man,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-joke-how-to-deliver-bad-news</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-joke-how-to-deliver-bad-news</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2018 02:29:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Work Permit]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man called his boss and said "I can not come to work today .." The boss asks why and the man says "My eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" Asked his boss. "I can not]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/work-permit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/work-permit</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 04:32:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke : I Can't]]></title><description><![CDATA[Budi and Jono are walking in the park. Budi: "Hey, can you see the forest over there?" Jono looked at the direction and looked confused, then he said to Budi: "I can not, it looks like the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/joke-i-can-t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/joke-i-can-t</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2018 04:46:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Wife is Like Lightning]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jono told his friend about how to drive his wife. Jono: "My wife is driving like lightning .." Budi: "Is it really fast?" Jono: "No, every minute is always grabbing the trees."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/my-wife-is-like-lightning</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/my-wife-is-like-lightning</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2018 02:50:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : The wife's sin]]></title><description><![CDATA[18+ Jokes On a cold night on the bed. Short couples chat Husband : baby ? Wife : no... The End]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@ondes/bad-jokes-the-wife-s-sin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@ondes/bad-jokes-the-wife-s-sin</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2018 13:36:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>